Tim Tim
Paul Hansen
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Yeah alright here we go... You know his Name is Tim Tim And all he wants is Quim Quim Mother thinks he's dim dim And his father liked to beat him Ridiculed left back Beat up for his snack pack A paint spill, and a dull tool He dropped right out of high school Fast forward to the bank job Done with his mate Bob Wore masks on their blobs But no gloves for the door knobs Now he's got a cellmate A Bible and a hot plate If this story makes you irate Be glad it ain't your fate mate You know his name is Tim Tim All he wants is Quim quim Just as God made him Hallelujah His mother thinks he's dim dim His father liked to beat him Dim Dim Beat him That's how we treat him Ridiculed and left back Beat up for his snack pack He gots no clean clothes On his feet are bo bo's A paint spill, and a dull tool Dropped right out of high school Here comes a big slap To knock off your dunce cap Fast forward to the bank job Done with his mate named Bob Bob Bob shut your gob No job Bob Bob Masks they wore on their blobs But no gloves for the door knobs Crime cinch Cops Pinch Good and plenty fingerprints Now he's got a cellmate A Bible and a hot plate Three hots a cot No window no pot If this story makes you irate Be glad it isn't your fate Amen to that brother Hallelujah If this story makes you irate Be glad it isn't your fate..... I'm gobsmacked The brains you lack You don't know jack You total hack I'm gobsmacked The way you slack You got no tact A total whack In short With a retort Your Mum's regret Not to abort Gobsmacked That's it really... Who's round is it?
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