Toilet Texting (feat. Toby Wilson)

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Paul Nourigat

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That vibration alerts you, something big may have occurred
You hate to wait till it's too late, when your real life can be deferred

So, you sneak away from the party, to the bathroom to have a text chat
And comment on a picture from a stranger, hugging their butt-ugly cat

Toilet texting should be illegal, do not monopolize the pot
When there's a whole bunch of people, and that one bathroom's all that they've got

Oh, aren't those cute pictures, little Billy Bob, with his new bat
You've friended thousands of posers, is this really where your life is at?

C'mon now, what you thinkin, you're stuck in a carnival of fools
Searching for prizes, but Just getting, lots of Junk, dressed up like jewels

Toilet texting should be illegal, do not monopolize the pot
When there's a whole bunch of people, and that one bathrooms all that they've got

Your legs have fallen asleep now, up from the toilet, you fall into the wall
Of course, you quickly post a selfie, sprawled on the floor after the fall

Now, you limp outa the bathroom, walking past those anxious people in line
They're more than slightly pissed off, cause you took so damn much time
Oh lord

Toilet texting should be illegal, do not monopolize the pot
When there's a whole bunch of people, and that one bathroom's all they've got

It's just not right

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