Long Leash
Ex Wife
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Finally ready for the long leash, a week away from the pack Two old dogs who are trusted to roam and still come back A couple of fellas away on their own They feel like men, but they look like dogs Well-groomed if a little stiff No collar but micro-chipped Jabs up-to-date and socialised House-trained... most of the time Regressed back to excitable pups No one to stop them or pick it up He's an alpha male - in his dreams Always led by his dick Living life in a fantasy Where everything's licked A fantasy, in a fantasy You've got it... licked Thinking you're the head of the pack When all you want's your owner's lap Belly of food, walks and sleep Regular strokes, occasional treats I've got the measure of you Free to roam, free to choose What you do is up to you No choke chain or training treat, far away from your owner's lap Just keep out of the road and your dick in your pants It's high season and the hounds are on heat Heads to the ground, hot on the scent Snorting every damp patch they see In the bar, at the pool, down the beach Old dogs keen to master new tricks All-consuming hungers for everything Meat and veg, fruit and fish Gobble the lot or lick the dish He's an alpha male - in his dreams Always led by his dick Living life in a fantasy Where everything's licked A fantasy, in a fantasy Where you've got it... licked Thinking you're the head of the pack When all you want's your owner's lap Belly of food, walks and sleep Regular strokes, occasional treats I've got the measure of you Free to roam, free to choose What you do is up to you Just suppose They came onto you I know what you'd do You wouldn't bite off their hand The tail'd come down You'd turn in fright Rush back to the room With your dick in your hand
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Written by: Alistair Brown, Andrew Donald, Billy Barry, Steve Meat
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