Motherfucking Household Cat
Adam Jenkins Everything
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I keep my fur nice and shiny I lick it clean and so finely And I'm respected divinely Just like I am Aphrodite Want me to purr and be smiley Then rub my hiney so kindly Don't touch my paws bitch don't try me Ya don't you ever defy me Don't mean to be high and mighty Thanks for the shit you supply me But if you're smart then you'll wisely Just keep my litter box tidy If I'm by the door getting whiny Then let me out don't confine me If you try to stuff me in a crate Under your bed you will find me When I go out that's my business I'm might get in to some mischief And if you're shady suspicious Well then you'll hear vicious hisses But if you're nice and submissive Then you'll get hugs and kisses But I can't impregnate no bitches Cause you traded my balls for some stitches Cause I'm a motherfucking cat A motherfucking cat A motherfucking cat A motherfucking household cat Cause I'm a cat A motherfucking cat A motherfucking cat A motherfucking household cat yup Now scratch my back right by my butt Scratch it hard feel my butt move up I back it up like a loading truck I make weird sounds I don't give a f*ck Are you looking at me I don't give a f*ck I'm going this way cause I don't give a f*ck I smack your shit to the ground cause I don't give a f*ck Are you calling me Ya I don't give a f*ck Oh oh wait wait now I'm hungry Come on now bitch you know you love me Let me rub up on your legs cause I'm super cuddly Give me that food that's super mmm mmm mmm mmm That food that's super yummy That wet food it's super good It tastes just like it's barbecued It's nice to have you in my servitude Don't f*ck around I'll give you attitude Then I'll be piss on the carpet Piss on the floor Piss on the sheets Piss on the door Bitch this ain't no metaphor I'll piss where I want to settle the score Piss on the tree Piss on the fence Ya you know this shit's got a pungent stench Piss on the wall On your lawn On your face Ya you know I'll piss on your mom Piss on your shoes Piss in the couch Piss in your food Piss in your mouth Why Cause I'm a motherfucking cat A motherfucking cat A motherfucking cat A motherfucking household cat Cause I'm a cat A motherfucking cat A motherfucking cat A motherfucking household cat Now I'm a naturally born hunter so you gotta realize If you chase me then I'll chase you back That's how it works bitch tit-for-tat This dance ain't humble chit chat This is how I train for my combat A moving string I'll be chasing that A little ball you've thrown I'll be chasing that A little kitty toy I'll be chasing that An elastic band I'll be chasing that Shadows on the wall I'll be chasing that A fly in the air I'll be chasing that Any little insect I'll be chasing that Move your hands too fast I'll be chasing that A spec of dust I'll be chasing that A piece of construx I'll be chasing that Another fucking cat I'll be chasing that My own fucking tail I'll be chasing that Anything that moves I'll be chasing that A vacuum No fucking way What the What is that thing A laser pointer I'll be chasing that A mouse in the garden I'll be chasing that Grab a bird in the air like an acrobat Ya shit I own this habitat A cardboard box I'll be sitting in that A really tall place I'll be sitting on that If I fits in that then I sits in that Your computer keyboard Now you see your computer keyboard doesn't need the attention I need the attention You're gonna want me Here let me just jump on top of that Ya let me just lie down You're gonna want to pet me a little bit Ya that's good You like that feel Give me a little pet pet Give it a little pet pet Ok not not too not not like that No no no no You don't pet me like that Cause I'm a motherfucking cat A motherfucking cat A motherfucking cat A motherfucking household cat Cause I'm a cat A motherfucking cat A motherfucking cat A motherfucking A, a motherfucking cat A motherfucking cat A motherfucking cat A motherfucking household cat Cause I'm a cat A motherfucking cat A motherfucking cat A motherfucking domesticated feline
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