You've Got No Life Skills, Baby!

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I'm not as useless as you think I am
I think you caught me at the perfect wrong time
She's using cult leader tactics
Draw a line under these matters
Because you dug yourself into a hole
I'll never find your reasons 
Some bizarre combination
Of some fling and some bloke on the go

But you claim 
You've got no life skills baby
And I need a man for safety
I got two kids, I don't want one more
She said, I might have been your lover
But I aint going to be your mother
Don't you ever come back near my door
Now let that be the end

I can accomplish things you'd never dream
I possess life skills that you've never seen
She's using cult leader tactics
Draw a line under these matters
Because you dug yourself into a hole
I'll never find your reasons, 
Some bizarre combination
Of some fling and some bloke on the go

But you claim 
You've got no life skills baby
And I need a man for safety
I got two kids, I don't want one more
She said, I might have been your lover
But I aint going to be your mother
Don't you ever come back near my door

You're just a man child stupid
And my friends say you're useless
Let's have sex so this don't end in war
She said, I might have been your lover
But I aint going to be your mother
Don't you ever come back near my door

On a much more serious note, I never told you 
I'm a lean mean cleaning machine
I'll even do your vacuum cleaning
But your ironing that ain't for me
That ain't for me

You've got no life skills baby
And I need a man for safety
I got two kids I don't want one more
She said, I might have been your lover
But I aint going to be your mother
Don't you ever come back near my door

You're just a man child stupid
And my friends say you're useless
Let's have sex so this don't end in war
She said, I might have been your lover
But I aint going to be your mother
Don't you ever come back near my door
Now let that be the end

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