Too Many Fingers

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The Real McKenzies

The Real McKenzies is a North American Celtic punk band founded in 1992 and based in Vancouver, British Columbia. more »


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Two pipers with time on their hands 
Took gold and won the competition 
""First place"" 
We earned the right 
To drink for free until the next daylight 
From that pub we should have flown 
It was packed to the rafters 
With back-stabbing drones 
And squads of blowing fascist pipers 
Squirming around like nests of vipers 
Wailing like babies in dirty diapers 
Their earsplitting skirl 
Assaulted our ears 
We guzzle our drinks as we ran 

Twisted drunk kicked out to the street 
For sucking back whiskey 
Like pups on a teat 
Arm in arm we found our way home 
To get some sleep 
And it's already dawn 

Making worse the best of intent 
Hoping my mother 
Was not at this event 
""Still drunk"" 
Staggered and spent 
There was marching and piping 
And nests of vipers 
Wailing like babies in dirty diapers 
Their earsplitting skirl 
Assaulted our ears 
But now there was nowhere to run 

[Speaking:] 
Here the highland games 
We finally arrived. 
In hot pursuit of the only 
cure known to man 
for our temporary illnesses. 
But instead of the whisky cure, 
We found hell. 
Hell of the worst kind! 
Hell in the form of decibels! 
500 skirling pipers, squealing, squawking...

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Written by: DAVID GREGG, JOE RAPOSO, KURT ROBERTSON, MARK BOLAND, MATTHEW JAMES HAWLEY, PAUL MCKENZIE

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