December Depression

Jake Novak

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Jake Novak


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The holidays are here
The best time of the whole dang year
Children singin' Christmas songs
And spreading snowy cheer
Everybody's happy
Everyone except for me
No, I'm not bakin' sugar plums
Or puttin' up a tree
I've got December Depression
I will not feel good this month
(But all the music sounds so fun)
On all my holiday nights
There's no cocoa mugs or snowball fights
'Cause I won't leave my bed for days
Or even turn on the lights
I go to parties solo
And watch the couples kiss 'neath mistletoe
I pound eggnog and think of ways
To convince someone to throw me in front of a bus
December Depression
Chestnuts can go f*ck themselves
(Jingle Bells can go to hell)
I'd rather get trampled by the sleigh of Chris Kringle
Than listen to my grandma ask why I'm single
She says it's fun to have someone
With whom to deck the halls — the gall
To think that my depression could be dampened by a missus
The damage of December washed away by Christmas kisses
It doesn't sound bad at all
But I just stare at the wall
Now it's New Year's Eve
This hellish month will finally leave
Once the Times Square ball falls down
Then comes my reprieve
Turns out I was wrong
The blues might last the whole year long
'Cause nothin' in my life has changed
Since December rang the gong
I still can't get out of bed
I'm drunk and lonely and remain unwed
It doesn't take a holiday
To wish that I were dead
I've just got normal depression
The time of year is irrelevant to whether or not I hate myself
(Normal depression)
Yeah I've got normal
All year round
Please throw me in front of a bus

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Written by: Jake Novak

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