FLAMINGO MURDER

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Basil Metroulas

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Last night this one flamingo pissed me off
He stole my girl from me, and that pissed me off
Then he took her home with him, that pissed me off
So I went to his house, fired this pistol off

Goddamn, now I'm wanted for murder, this is bad
But I'll frame this dumbass flamingo named Brad
He's a convicted felon, in kahoots with the police force
What they don't know is I've committed murder before

Yup, around here I'm the 'Flamingo Murderer'
Never been caught, so it's 'I've never heard of him'
I destroy all the evidence, y'know by burnin it
The name 'most wanted' yeah, you know I've earned it

I'm a crime lord, like the Joker, strike fear in your hearts
It's like I'm in first place no blue shell, in Mario Kart
Go get your mommy, so scared of me
To the flamingos I've killed, well, Cest la vie

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Look in the back guy, collecting evidence like its a fact guy
I swear I didn't know what happened sir, or had I?
You can't find the suspect in this building, but y'all try
He walked through the lobby wearing all pink, mad fly

Don't get me involved don't want to open up a can of eyes
I'm a witness? I'll get 'mingos tryna cannibalize
But I'll look out for that guy, hope y'all find
I see that dude, oh yeah, I'll moon him, like the rising tide

Ain't paying no fees, less you try and pass the doobie back
Come right with me, I can show you where all the kookies at
He thinks he's smart? I can assure you, man, that fool is cap
He'll walk right this way then we can ensnare him in a booby trap

Flamingo town has gone downhill since 2006
That's what you get when you fill the council with some pricks
I can't believe my own kind would do this shit,
Tell the MFing F.M. to come and suck my dick

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(In local news, vigilante criminal detective 'Flamingo Homes' has
Unsuccessfully launched an anti F.M campaign)

They're saying bad shit about you in the news again!
What the hell?

I don't give a damn what you say, I'm a rockstar
Detective, put the F.M. in his grave, all y'all foster
Hate for me, f*ck the police, they don't do shit
The F.M. roams these streets, and all they do is sit

I'm a lion, they're retired
They're ice cold, I'm on fire
As long as the F.M roams these streets
Bitch I ain't for hire

I'm a crime stopper vigilante, similar to Batman
If the fuzz don't step up to the plate, I'm at bat, man

(The rampant killing by the F.M. has been detrimental to our community
When will somebody, some hero, catch this killer, no this monster? When? WHEN?)

I'm living life good, murdering scott free
All these police around me yet I still am roaming free
I'm a master criminal mind, nobody can catch me
The police force is in a complete mess, thanks to me

I ain't scared of no popo, ain't scared of no detective
Maybe murder 10 more just to send them a message
We don't see eye to eye, to myself this is mad fly
Every flamingo in this goddamn town will fucking die

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