My Cellmate Thinks I'm Sexy

Cledus T. Judd

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Cledus T. Judd

Barry Poole (born December 18, 1964, in Cartersville, Georgia) is an American country music artist who records under the name Cledus T. Judd. Known primarily for his parodies of popular country music songs, he has been called the "Weird Al" Yankovic of country music, and his albums are usually an equal mix of original comedy songs and parodies. Judd has released nine studio albums and two EPs, and several of their singles have entered the Billboard Hot Country Songs charts. His highest chart peak is the No. 48 "I Love NASCAR", a parody of Toby Keith's 2003 single "I Love This Bar”. Poole graduated from Cass High School in Cartersville, Georgia in 1982. more »


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After my show thought I'd have a little fun
Hopped on a horse, Lord, he sure could run
Well, I got a butt kickin' when the police finally caught me

Not a moment too soon, Tim McGraw jumped in
Did his best Jackie Chan, caught a cop on the chin
Now I don't understand why they're arrestin' me

My cellmate thinks I'm sexy
I really turn him on
He's always starin' at me
When the guards are gone
I'm runnin' out of cigarettes, he's askin' me to dance
He likes the way I'm lookin' in these orange pants
I really wish Tim McGraw was here to protect me
My cellmate thinks I'm sexy

I'd give anything right now to be back on my bus
I'm hidin' in my bunk but he's climbin' on up
Swears all he wants me to do is sing him one of my songs

Says he's got a dream, I'm afraid of what it is
You're never gonna see me on a horse after this
I only get one call, I hope that Faith is home

My cellmate thinks I'm sexy
He just won't leave me alone
He's blowin' kisses at me
And I'm duckin' ‘em all
I hate to break it to him, I'm in no mood for romance
What part of no don't this fool understand
I'm in big trouble if somebody doesn't come and get me
My cellmate thinks I'm sexy

One day behind bars is long enough
‘Cause when I drop the soap, Lord his eyes light up

My cellmate thinks
My cellmate thinks I'm sexy
I really turn him on
My name is Kenny Chesney
This ain't where I belong
Me and Tim's in trouble buddy that there is for sure
George Strait's gonna kick us off his George Strait tour
I'd call Tracy Lawrence but he's in the next cell beside me
My cellmate thinks I'm sexy

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