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The Attackbots

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Do you want to see my notes?
Oh no it's playing
That's a bad thing
Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up
We should auction these notes off
When we're famous
Yeh this are the things that I remember happening
The highlights
According to my brain

Click start record
Alarm, it's 1:49 right now
Record happiness
Record happiness
Record
Record levels of happiness
Let's go to 2 o'clock
Yeh, I think it's nice to sometimes just record happiness
Ah shit how do you do that
And just any genuine feeling, like
2 O'clock
2 In the morning
Hello
The Attackbots
Come on
We are the Attackbots
I've recorded most of this
Right what am I doing?
But I'm now recording the drums independently
And now you're hearing it as the first thing
Ah you remember percussion
That's good, that's
There's a lot of percussion

There was yeah
Lots of things getting hit by other things
A notch down
Ctrl+A
Kay, now we're ready
Ctrl+C
We literally don't need to be doing
Saying anything now
Aaah, kay
Ctrl+V
Can if we want
If the spirit moves us
Don't copy
Like, there's other shit going on
We don't need to
You know
I don't even have a snare

I do think it's great
Just casually recording stuff like this
With no consideration as to whether or not it's good
Lol
Good is just a construct
Yeah, whereas fun is much more important
You can just go to the woods with a dictaphone
And hit a stick
Hit a tree with a stick
And record the noise
Stamp in mud
Mix it together with just
Random nonsense your friends talk
Do you remember Lucca
Yes
Lucca does that
Lucca also heavily produces it afterwards
I don't feel I've heard of this one before
I've heard a lot of Attackbots stuff
But I don't know if I've heard this
I dunno
I feel like you kind of have to sit down
And play it quite loudly
And just
Kay
Bask in it
Just keep you there just in case
Way, this is our way
What are the noises that aren't human voices
Like what's behind everything
As in the like
Way, this is our way
Mro-mrooom
That's the bass
And the weird sounds are from the drumkit
Whacking it weirdly

Ah hell. Let's do this right
Yeah, you said aw hell
Then let's do this right
Yeah
Then the, then like the tunes get all tuneful
Way, this is our way
Sometime soon, robots will generate countless perfect songs
Way, this is our way
You heard it as souls
That's what I heard
How will humans be able to compete with that
Is that what everyone else heard
Yeah I think that's what I heard
Way, this is our way
What is it
It was meant to say
Countless perfect songs
You know, like our shit
Ah
Way, this is our way
Ah
I heard souls
And it just, that sounded quite cool to me
Yeah that would've been almost better
You might say

Jamie do you remember how we used to have the highary
Yes
Don't you think that that's possibly the best way to
Write song lyrics ever conceived
This is our way
Like, you sit around with your mates
This is our way
And whenever someone says something ridiculous
You write it down
This is the Attackbot Way
And later on you just remix it
Yeah
All the different words
It's a plan
I think so
Now make that noise again
You okay
But into the microphone
Do you want me to open the window more
That's amazing, how much was it
Somehow
About 90 quid
And I don't know how
We're just making noise

Yes
I have tried to capture real life in an album
And so that you can see this too
I've included in the song names
A percentage estimate of how many
Way, this is our way
Lesbians, well
Way, this is our way
Might not be lesbians
Way, this is our way
You said there was a song and you were right
It doesn't seem like there's a song
But then, then there's a song
Molly
Way, this is our way
There's secret song
We're just adding more and more layers
Where's Del

This is our way
And we will not have it any other way
Del
Because I don't know what words I am saying
Del, Del, Del
I just am making up words
Del
Until I stop doing this bit
Because it requires more lyrics
Where the f*ck is Del
Than I can come up with.
Where the f*ck is Del
Not that i came up with the other one either
Where the f*ck is Del
Where the f*ck is Del

Way, this is our way
The first time I used it
It was just like
The worst sensory experience of my life
Too bright
It's like
I never encountered one
Way, this is our way
It's just very bright
This way where you kinda
It's so bright
You just come up with words that sound good
And then

It felt like ice on my brain
You know to
Go over it later
And actually come up with lyrics
To actually make sense of what I've done
That's how bright and white the light was
Anyway, I'm just going to play this song a bit more
Because I really enjoy it
Did you get a feeling of wellness
From like vitamin D or whatever
See you at the end
And I haven't done it
There was a bit where I started talking about college
Um, not particularly
But it does mean I wake up
Much much quicker in the mornings
Like, it's been really useful for college
Oh
Ha, what a trainwreck
Pry myself free from capitalism's grip
Like I literally done no
Improvisation with this er

BPD
Weird effect
Way, this is our way
Trying to ignore it but
I feel more and more that I
Way, this is our way
Pretty definitely have it
Oh and it became more prominent
And you can start hearing what it says
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Way, this is our way
Way, this is our way

Okay, two more things I'm going to let you know
Firstly, my cat has eaten a second bee
Here are the words that I am going to say
Like both times by literally plucking it out of the sky
Because I do not know what words I'm going to say
In time missed up partly
Messed up, rargh
So fucking manly
Way, this is our way
And we use, like, she pronouns on her so it's
It's the way with everything
Way, this is our way
But there's nothing manlier

Alright, yeah
We should probably clarify at some point
Membership and stuff
So, I'm Lucybot
Do people wanna say who they are
Way, this is our  way
I'm Annabot
I'm Jamiebot
I'm Jo
Robot moniker TBA
Way, this is our  way

Yeh, people say BPD is just
It's the diagnosis you don't want
Way, this is our  way
I don't want to be Jobot, that's obvious
And given that people with BPD in my life
Are some of the most beautifully honest and
Oh dear. I'm a musician, honestly
And just their thinking makes sense to me
Probably because I'm am BPD but
Way, this is our way
Jeb
I'm guessing Jebediah
Yeah I was going to say Jebediah surely

Alright, let's finish this
Oh right, yeah, that makes sense
I don't think it's that though
Way, this is our way
I think it's short for something
But I really don't think it's something like that
Jebert
Way, this is our way
Jebothy
Jebothy
Way, way
Jebothy Humblebert, get in here now
Humblebert
Way, this is our way
I guess it'd be Humblebuttfish
Names are a big deal though, you know
Way, this is our way
This is why every time I play a role-playing game
I find the most difficult part
Is to name the character
Way
I feel like the names have to mean something
This is
And then there's a quiet drum moment
Which jamie wants filled
Our way

Just very empty
Arty is empty
Silence is wank, it's like
Silence is wank
Enough, enough fapping sounds
You know what I really think of you
You're a poopyhead
Right, let's stop recording now
Before I reveal any other deep dark secrets of mine
Bye

I think that might make my mum cry
It was like the single most ridiculous thing
I could think of off the top of my head
At one point
When I just realised that, like
You can call yourself anything
As long as it was to a group who didn't know you
So I was like hey I can just call myself Attackbot
And that's how that started

There's a movie called I'm A Cyborg But That's Okay
Did you say I'm a cyborg and that's okay
Yeah I'm talking about a movie
I've seen that movie
That is a fantastic movie
I know
Right, have you seen anything else by that director
And it's done from the perspective of the patients in the ward
I'm A Cyborg
So, let's talk about
We already talked about
Now we're talking about
Talking about talking about talking about it
To be fair, I think I said that 

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