Gay for a Day

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One evening I was watching that film The Purge
And it got me starting to think about my own urge
Now in most ways I'm a bloody bloke
I like a beer and an Ogle of the ladyfolk
But in a private browsing moment, I saw a chap in chaps
And something started stirring betwixt my lap
Oh my goodness what was this forbidden fruit
I wouldn't mind getting a tune out of his flute
Now hold up, don't worry dad, I'm not gay
Although yes I'm looking for a quick hetero holiday
Could I get twenty four hours to explore my sexuality
Come on everyone let's all be gay for a day
Come on everyone let's all be gay for a day

Come on everybody, what do you say
Is everyone cool if we're gay for a day
I've gone and got me some homo FOMO
So give me one day, come on YOLO
You say your progressive, then don't be oppressive
One day to be gay surely isn't excessive
I think we could all do with being a lil bit kinder
Now excuse me please, as I download grinder

It's not gay if it's just one day
Like it's not cheating when you're on holiday
It's okay if it's a man you bone
Kinda like you get a free swing in another time zone
I just want a momentary pass
To hit a little bit of ass
I just want to have a fleeting man feast
Without getting dirty looks from my priest
And why can't I have a quick canoodle
With a guy that has a poodle
Or quickly sub out the wife
Without marital strife
Come on guys, embrace one another
Let's find a lover, whose a brother, born from another mother
And like Columbus let's discover, eh!

Come on everybody, what do you say
Is everyone cool if we're gay for a day
I've gone and got me some homo FOMO
So give me one day, come on YOLO
You say your progressive, then don't be oppressive
One day to be gay surely isn't excessive
I think we could all do with being a lil bit kinder
Now excuse me please, as I download grinder

A sexual
Or B sexual
Hell invite the gang get three sexual
Homosexual
Heterosexual
Or enjoy it all let's try-sexual
Bi Sexual
Sell Sexual
As long as it's fair trade sexual
Get she sexual
He sexual
Let the labels be, let's do it all

Come on everybody, what do you say
Is everyone cool if we're gay for a day
I've gone and got me some homo FOMO
So give me one day, come on YOLO
You say your progressive, then don't be oppressive
One day to be gay surely isn't excessive
I think we could all do with being a lil bit kinder
Now excuse me please, as I download grinder

Hey that was kind of fun
Any chance of getting sign off on a gay long weekend next year?

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