jimmy walnut

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You're about to hear a tale a legend all men should
Of the greatest hotdog eater from a humble neighborhood
His name was Jimmy Walnut, he's the best there ever was
Cause eating eighty hotdogs was just how Jimmy does
His stomach was a cavern that stretched far and wide
A land of conquered hotdogs built up his inner hide
His talent was a marvel, come from far the people would, and say
Ain't nobody who could eat hotdogs the way Jim Walnut could
Now Jimmy had a baby, a little baby boy
He named the baby junior, but he gave his son no toys
The only thing he gave his son was a dog between two buns
He picked his tiny baby up and said son let's have some fun
He trained his son from day one a humble hungry beast
Talent flowed within his blood, the boy knew how to feast
But then one day he met a girl, a vegan hippy shit
She told him what was wrong with meat and begged the boy to quit
An all-organic witch from hell cast her spell you see
I'm sure we all know one of em, claims they're gluten-free
They ran away together, yup he made that witch his wife
And he never tasted meat again not ever in his life
Some say the moral of this tale is love can make you crazy
Stir up some stupid feelings and make your judgment hazy
But I subscribe to another side that you might like to hear
That love is what is most important I think that is clear
Just kidding
Eat your freaking meat
Yeah eat your freaking meat
I said eat your freaking meat, meat, meat, meat, meat
Oh eat your freaking meat
Come on now
Pork and steak and 'lickin chicken, sausage beef and lamb and brisket
Bacon ham and duck and turkey, veal and goat and ribs and poultry
Eat your meat like a good American, animal rights why should I care again
When I could eat some meat, some yummy in my tummy yummy meat
Who cares or knows about GMOs
Meat's effect's on our hearts and the environmental effects of cow farts
I don't care what laws you're breakin or the shortcuts that you're takin
Or if it's even meat you're makin, just please get me my bacon
And eat your freaking meat
Yeah eat your freaking meat
I said eat your freaking meat, meat, meat, meat, meat
Oh eat your freaking meat
I'm sucking at the teat if the teat is freaking meat

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