my front tooth

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Uh excuse me
Uh yes
I have an insurance claim to uh
To claim I guess
Is that how you say that
I'd like to make a claim
My front tooth
Cost
Three thousand dollars
My front right tooth
Cost
Three thousand dollars
Holler
No I'm not a baller
Not a shot caller
And I definitely don't have a spare three thousand dollars
But when your right front tooth's
Completely knocked out
That's something people shovel lots of money out for
But right when my tooth came out
So did covid
It was socially acceptable
To keep your mouth hid
In fact is was encouraged
So it kinda worked out
Cause under my mask
I looked like a six year old Boy Scout
But I'm tryna get it mended
What my dentist recommended
Shouldn't leave it unattended
Time to close this gap and end it
So I go in for the consult
Waiting for my results
And they say
Unfortunately
Sir your insurance
Doesn't cover this
Well… well what do I have insurance for
If my insurance doesn't cover this
My front tooth
Cost
Three thousand dollars
My front right tooth
Cost
Three thousand dollars
Holler
Why does my insurance
Not pay for the one thing that I need
Why does my insurance
Take my money if they can't help me
(Anybody else)
Why does my insurance
Not pay for the one thing that I need
(Seems pretty simple)
Why does insurance
Take my money if they can't help me
Can't they see
My tooth is completely broken
(Broken)
It's completely gone
(Gone)
Still my insurance says
That sucks but bro
You need to move on
(What)
How is this not an injury
Baby can't you see
Remember when you took my money
And you said that you'd help me
My front tooth
Cost
Three thousand dollars
My front right tooth
Cost
Three thousand dollars
Holler
Wow that's a lot of cash
Now that's a lot of cheddar
Better sell my sweaters
Write some letters to my relatives
Or make counterfeits cause
Damn Gina like John Cena
I'm not seeing a way to make this work
'Cept to rob a bank or sell some sperm
And jerk my way to three K
No way Jose hombre ayúdame
Cause my front right incisor
Like a visor has a hole
It's not a hole it's like somebody stole
My pearly white out like a light
Now in daylight I cause a fright
Because my bite it has a slight
Absence
Five cents short of a dollar
One tooth short of a fuller face
And by face I mean mouth
(I'm out)
My front tooth
Cost
Three thousand dollars
My front right tooth
Cost
Three thousand dollars
Holler
And it's not like I can
Show off this purchase
Like a pair of Yeezys
Louie V
Or a custom jet ski
It's designed to blend in
With my naturally bland teeth
How it this cosmetic
This isn't like a tooth boob job you know
I'm not gonna get to like
Walk down the street and have men whistle at my tooth
Uh
Not that that's what I want
Or that that's okay
I can't even whistle with my tooth like this
But anyway yeah I don't know
I just think insurance should be able to cover like at least part of it you know
Whatever

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