Jumping the Shark

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MC Tai Pwon

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We- we gonna ski fast with the Fonz
Master the talk, sass in the walk
Fast, till they pass out from the shock
Rap, though they balk; pack all the stock
Stashed in a backpack, with a snack
Dash down the block
Yeah, we over the top, loaded and locked
Overblown, overgrown thoughts
Getting caught in a comb through my mop top
And they don't stop with the shot clock
No, they mob shops, and they roam till they drop
Woop!
We about to get exaggerated, aggravated
Mad elevated, elated, unable to be evaded
In colors saturated, like we was '80s dated
Rated "P" for "parading on a wave"
Let's get obliterated
It's now or never, baby! It'd be devastating
If hesitating and waiting
Delayed it getting titillating
I sound so scintillating, talented, twitterpating
A little grating, if you're afraid of innovating
'Cause I'm about to look death in the face, and-
Jump that shark!
Been goin' on so long, I'm 'bout to
Jump that shark!
And if I bomb, I bomb - still gotta
Jump that shark!
Ain't nothing wrong with bombast, I'mma
Jump that shark!
I'm goin' off with Jaws, I'm gonna
Jump that shark!
No more twiddling thumbs
Or tapping tippy-toes; here it goes
Bit of a boast, but I'm ridiculous
And everybody knows that I deliver
The silly flows, AND the killer flows
The venue explodes
When the rhythm overloads the system
So I give a little hello to the mixer
And I show him some contrition
But know that he ain't listening
'Cause he's fixing shit
Mosey 'cross the floor
To get a sip - no inhibitions
When I go back to my business:
Lyrical exagger-ish-ion
Woop!
We gonna go a little daft in the punk
You don't have to get drunk
But you can if you want
'Cause I'm not your mother, sucker
Pack up my gear
And put it back in the trunk
And go back to my bunk
I'm yucking it up!
I go back in front of others!
I know I might be overtaxing my luck
But I can't give a what
Ain't passing the buck
'Cause I'm stuck to my guns
It's fun, it's fast - let's run
It packs a punch
With no practice run
Get back here, son! Let's-
Jump that shark!
Been goin' on so long, I'm 'bout to
Jump that shark!
And if I bomb, I bomb - still gotta
Jump that shark!
Ain't nothing wrong with bombast, I'mma
Jump that shark!
I'm goin' off with Jaws, I'm gonna
Jump that shark!
Suspend your disbelief
I already turned over this leaf
I don't think you want beef
With someone as outrageous as me
Can't hurt my self esteem
I'm post-cringe, posting surreality
It's time to water ski
Across this awesome shark, I decree!
Jump that shark!
Been goin' on so long, I'm 'bout to
Jump that shark!
And if I bomb, I bomb - still gotta
Jump that shark!
Ain't nothing wrong with bombast, I'mma
Jump that shark!
I'm goin' off with Jaws, I'm gonna
Jump that shark

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