KLEENEX
Austen the Poet
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Six Ken dolls, which one I'mma play with? The tall one, short one, even the straight bitch The ripped ones, big ones (Yep, that's my favorite) And if that thing don't hang, you ain't speaking my language Men should be like Kleenex Soft, strong, disposable Turn these niggas down like two thumbs, opposable Men should be like Kleenex Soft, strong, disposable Turn these niggas down like two thumbs, opposable Wait Let me light another cigarette Swear to God, they be running like a Corvette This one ain't even hit the stores yet He can toss me like a salad, vinaigrette Might mess around and put it on the internet On the internet, wait, I ain't finished yet I'm still spinning around their heads like a pirouette Still got them by the strings it's a marionette Until it's off with their heads, Marie Antionette Ew Don't touch me 6 feet, stay clear I'm such a Mean Girl, I don't even go here I lead the pack like that red-nosed reindeer Don't say a word I just hit them with a blank stare Sit on his lap and be a good boy this year Yep this year, if you try to interfere Call me Keller, can't see, can't hear I'm the Nemo to your girl with the headgear I'mma switch it up in case it's still unclear Here comes the recap Had your chance but it was a mishap I'll send you moisturizer in a gift wrapped Cause, boy, you ashier than my kneecap Pull you up by your bootstrap I'm the silky gown to your burlap Raise a glass to toast, hope you were taking notes Cause I'll be damned if I'm gonna repeat that Six Ken dolls, which one I'mma play with? The tall one, short one, even the straight bitch The ripped ones, big ones (Yep, that's my favorite) And if that thing don't hang, you ain't speaking my language Men should be like Kleenex Soft, strong, disposable Turn these niggas down like two thumbs, opposable Men should be like Kleenex Soft, strong, disposable Turn these niggas down like two thumbs, opposable Unlike Billie, I'm the nice guy They try to slight me, I hit them with a "Nice try!" I ain't your teacher though, this ain't Junior High You ain't get me then I ain't gonna clarify (Whew!) I'm getting tired, Goodyear Like Goodyear, already in first gear You said "No homo" (You said you ain't queer) You are a child of God (We got a saint here) Weren't we making out in your car like last year? Is this the part where you try to blame it on beer? Is this the part where your mind tries to interfere? Boy, what's the answer? You wanna be a millionaire? Or you wanna keep on fronting like you unaware? Like you unaware I've seen under your underwear You had your arms around me swinging like a swivel chair I had that thing poking out like a rapier Boy you 'bout as straight as my pubic hair Six Ken dolls, which one I'mma play with? The tall one, short one, even the straight bitch The ripped ones, big ones (Yep, that's my favorite) And if that thing don't hang, you ain't speaking my language Men should be like Kleenex Soft, strong, disposable Turn these niggas down like two thumbs, opposable Men should be like Kleenex Soft, strong, disposable Turn these niggas down like two thumbs, opposable
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