Fortune Cookie

MeloVanGogh


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Take my chopsticks out, come lay in my hair
I'm a badass bitch making love in my lair
You're a smart ass man only give ideas
I could build you up 'cause I love IKEA (Take me to IKEA)
Let me grab my Filas
I could lay you down like a brand new rug
You love to shag you love some love
Let me tie your hands while I make you, while I make you-some-ramen
Send some noods your way
Know you love that babe
Let me fill your bowl, let me cleanse your soul
Know you like to toke, come and get this O
Let me soothe your throat, let me make you tea
Know you love the green
I've been in my bag letting off some steam like a Dragon feelin' so Ball Z
Know-it-all like Master Roshi
Curves like script got you acting boldy
Called you Senpai like you told me, it feels better when you scold me
Gotta cool off before you hold me
We can play 2K, watch anime
Know you love roleplay, you can be Sensei
Only need a belt cause my pants won't stay
My cookies worth a fortune (Worth a fortune)
If money talks then my paper say a fortune (Say a fortune)
I could make you feel important (Feel important)
Master Chef when I'm recordin'
Gourmet music call me Gordon
Gourmet Kitty call me Forman
Master bed Red hot like Foreman
My cookies worth a fortune (Worth a fortune)
If money talks then my paper say a fortune (Say a fortune)
I could make you feel important (Feel important)
Master Chef when I'm recordin'
Gourmet music call me Gordon
Gourmet Kitty call me Forman
Master bed Red hot like Foreman
You wanna flip the box like Rubik's and go panda like bamboo sticks
I'll get 8 without a pool stick
Bring the towels like my pool bitch
Wearin' fishnets got you shootin'
Like to link up 'cause I'm Cuban, hang me round your neck like Cubans
You can wear me out
You can wear me out, I'm a good look
You can't put me down like a good book
Keep you lickin' your fingers like a good cook
My Reaper heat got your soul shook
Their faces grim 'cause your pole hooked
Pepper spray when I spit for the cold looks
Got a lot of body like a textbook, leave the stick figures for the sketchbooks (Ow)
My cookies worth a fortune (Worth a fortune)
If money talks then my paper say a fortune (Say a fortune)
I could make you feel important (Feel important)
Master Chef when I'm recordin'
Gourmet music call me Gordon
Gourmet Kitty call me Forman
Master bed Red hot like Foreman
My cookies worth a fortune (Worth a fortune)
If money talks then my paper say a fortune (Say a fortune)
I could make you feel important (Feel important)
Master Chef when I'm recordin'
Gourmet music call me Gordon
Gourmet Kitty call me Forman
Master bed Red hot like Foreman
(I'm a Goddess)
Una Diosa, no toga but I'm wearin' bed sheets like their ropa
Estoy realmente de moda
Te haré golpear botas
Talentosa, always in the right field like Sosa
Roll a J, roll a Jota
Milkweed to a mariposa, put the plant to my boca
Hot body cold heart
I'm good for your health like Vicks and sopa
Body loca, hourglass no Coca-Cola
Big cans no Arizona
Nalgona, no help from the doctoras
Manos llenas cuando me tocas
Eyes full of art like we're at the MoMA
Take your time like DaVinci when he painted Mona
My cookie's-cookie's (Yah)
Worth a fortune-fortune-fortune (Worth a fortune)
My cookie's-cookie's-cookie's (I'm Gordon, I'm Gordon)
Worth a fortune-fortune-fortune
My cookie's-cookie's
Worth a fortune-fortune-fortune (Call me Kitty-Forman)
(Yah)
Cut the beat
I need some Ramen

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Written by: Melody Mendoza

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