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When you're all alone
At the shopping mall
And your friends have left you
You've lost them all
I'll be right here with you with my
Gun
And I'm serious about this one,
My chainsaw hand
Let's pick out some cute dresses
Have you try them on
While I go across the way
And steal some
Louis Vuitton's
I might be 58 but I still have some
Chic
If you don't agree with me
I'll wipe the floor with your asscheek
Let me be a part of your life
A racist homophobic with
Drinking problems too
But hey, I'm a generous guy
I saved the world from deadites
Blowing us all sky-high
Please just let me into your life
I'm a walking restraining order
An illegal drug cartel sorter
Doesn't mean I'm not a good guy
I've got a gigantic penis
That no one can deny
When you call the police
Because I broke your knees
'Cause we didn't agree
On a dress you need
I'll be right here with you with my
Gun
To shoot up the cops
That try to rip me a new one
I cut off their heads to assert my
Dominance
Then I talk about my Alzheimer's
Disease
Then I talk about my Alzheimer's
Disease
Then I talk about my Alzheimer's
Disease
Let me be a part of your life
A little baby with some evil
Literature
Help me fight these evil bastards
Let me talk about my Alzheimer's

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