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Faithful Johannes

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I had a little think
And I made a little plan
But it all came to nothing so I started again
It only began to fall into place
When I got a camera and case
With a big, big lens
From a chazza shop
That didn't know what it'd got
Raided Shuttercock for some sample imagery
After that the rest went swimmingly

Website, limited company name
Five star reviews from all my pseudonyms
A my story section on my president portraits
Bought support from Venezuelan Facebook
You see I know that the ex's new beau
Has bought her tickets centre front row
For the Real Neil Diamond at the Leeds Arena
It sold out in seconds they couldn't been keener

I wanted to get to the pit
Smell the sweat and hear the hits
Jean always loved my big gestures
Like my first proposal by kestrel

At last I got my photography pass
I'd asked once and they said 'no'
Changed the company name
Faked a recommendation from Anton Corbijn that read
'He can capture a heart as it breaks'
They said 'yes'
Did a warm up show watching Boyzone
One Sunday night
Left half way through the pics didn't load right
Got stern looks from Ronan for getting too close
A wink off Keith
A spilt drink from Lynch
But got my face known at the shows
So when the big night came
Security remembered my name from last time
Before I slipped ironically over a wet floor sign
They checked my bags and coat
But didn't know what they'd got

I needed to get into the pit
See the sweat and hear the hits
I still believe in me and Jean
Forever together in blue jeans

Lately things have been better considering
We smiled and linked arms walking out of the Christening
To her favourite song - Jon Bon's 'I Don't Want to Miss a Thing'
Jean squeezed my hand said 'we had good times, didn't we?'
She's been with Mike for a few years now
But I've seen cracks recently
He screamed like a baby when I thumped him at tennis
Showed his temper again when I sent Jean flowers
Hates my backhands and my lilies
Never takes me seriously

I feel like Milhouse's dad
But I'm putting a change to that

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