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Mr. Bones is a 2001 slapstick comedy film made and set in South Africa. Leon Schuster starred in the title role. He also created the story and co-wrote the screenplay. The film sets African "tradition" in opposition to forces of ambition and greed in contemporary South Africa, and plays on reversals of racial stereotypes for its humour.The film grossed R33 million, making it the highest grossing South African film of all time, until it was beaten by its sequel, Mr Bones 2: Back from the Past (grossing R35 million), itself surpassed by Titanic in South Africa's box-office history. more »

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No pain no gain, keep the fire burning
Got a bruised and broken heart, see my good luck running 
Hole in my plumbing, demons are coming
Take a sip of whiskey coz I need my mind numbing
I say I'll do it. but I know I won't
Hard to look forward when you don't have hope
The only hope I got's at the end of a rope
Then I'll vanish like smoke from a toke on the dope
Release my cats on the clap trap rats
Hit em off the bat, hit a tree like a lumberjack
Then I hit Jack 21 on the blackjack table
Mind state unstable like a table that's disabled 
Maple on my bagel, voice all nasal
Cained with Able gazing at your mum's navel 
Plane to Naples with the gift of the gab 
Get the cab to the stables yo

Stuck like a ship in a port
I wanna man the fort
I can't even hold court

People go quiet when I enter the room
Slap your birds arse till it's like a baboon
Give me some room I need to breathe deep
Through my discoloured teeth
Speak, words heal like peace
Still act like a cunt yeah call me the chief
Ticker's beat quicker when I bicker on the liquor 
Sicker than a stripper sucking raw chicken dippers
Hot like lava, rap Che Guavara 
See me in the pub mine sweeping pints of lager
Stepping like a yeti, on waves like a jetty 
Becky got me sweaty while I'm sitting on her settee 
Relentless repent as I enter the centre
Read em like a letter then I return to sender 
I'm so bad, give Bam Bigalo a tan
Tell his mam I'm the man and get her fix my scran 

Stuck like a ship in a port
I wanna man the fort
I can't even hold court

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