A Normal Day At The Office

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Big Chino

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A desk job is boring file papers day and night
Cause nothing ever happens when I do my job right
I show up, I do work, I get paid, yeah it's alright
Then I go and drop a dollar laugh and watch the hobos fight
When I'm possessed up by this demon you could say my screw is loose 
Cracking jokes about misuse of drugs while drinking all the juice
That my boss put in the fridge no Sherlock Holmes to deduce
The fact that I don't give a f*ck so why the hell you so obtuse?
Be like Jimmy man, cutting coke inside his cubicle
Powder on his face he called that Betty bitch beautiful
She smacked him in his face he smacked her back but she's immovable
Makeup cocaine powder flying everywhere it's usual
Boss come running in and it's Jimmy who's accused
He got fired on the spot for using coke that he abused
I suppressed the urge to laugh but for real I'm just amused
Since I'm the one stocking Jimmy with the coke he used
Getting people fired just so I can climb the ladder
Get promoted working hard or cheat on through I pick the latter
How I go about doing it it doesn't really matter
Me just tryna be the boss is really what I'm truly after
Slowly bide the time and do the work I gotta do
Don't give a f*ck about your feelings man I'll f*ck you over too
I'll be friends with you today shake your hand with no clue
That I'm really not the person that you thought you really knew

Another normal day at the office lived today
Had a cake explode right on the boss's birthday
Another normal day at the office lived today
Shoving Steve right in the closet but you smell him just decay
Another normal day at the office lived today
Choking out a smoker using ashes from the tray
Another normal day at the office lived today
Can't wait for tomorrow and just start a new day

Thinking I'm a surgeon since the operation started
Operation kill the boss with the danger not regarded
Going in without a plan because I think I'm just retarded
Wait am I? Ah f*ck it disregard it
Up until this day I kept my head low in the shadows
Actin clueless and just stupid need an Oscar I'm a pro
All the work is paying off I'm the one the boss chose
To attend this stupid meeting but little does he know
He's inviting his demise feelin evil in my eyes
As the conference just begins starting out with their supplies
Then moving onto plans with the things they monetize
Getting tired of this shit I gotta make it vocalized
Not really giving a shit about being extra cautious
Took a shit atop the desk right in the middle of the conference
The boss's face got red then he shouted "To my office!"
Took another shit before I left to make them nauseous
Shit fills up the office boss lookin at me stupid
He tells me that I'm fired asks me if I'm even human
Put a smile on my face knowing that we're just secluded
And I stab him ten times by my hand he's executed
Shoved his body right inside a fancy big sarcophagus
Slapped it in the closet in the back right of his office
Well it's mine now since I guess now I'm the boss
The operation's done and I'd say it's pretty flawless

Another normal day at the office lived today
Popping champagne cork flying down the hallway
Another normal day at the office lived today
Spiking coffee with these drugs make employees go astray
Another normal day at the office lived today
Committing tax evasion hoping it just goes away
Another normal day at the office lived today
Can't wait for tomorrow and just start a new day

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