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Captain Dan & the Scurvy Crew

Captain Dan & the Scurvy Crew is a musical artist or band known for creating and performing pirate-themed rap music. Their songs often center around pirate life and adventures on the high seas, incorporating humorous and cheeky lyrics. more »

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In me twenty sixth year began me pirate career
We met us some natives that had built them a pier
We sailed toward their cove and it became quite clear
They were nice and hospitable we had nothing to fear
Tonight was a party and we were attending
Promised us treasures and pleasures unending
All they asked of us was to take a ritual cleansing
I had no idea what they were really intending
A massage with rock salt to start
Pushing so hard I felt like I was torn apart
We soaked in hot baths till spotless
While ladies fanned us while topless
When we were done, they dried us by blowin
We bent em over backwards they moanin
We chowd on some stew with large clumps o ginger
Upon closer inspection it was somebodies fingers
Never will I eat another matey for snacks
I cried out to the crew to launch an attack
My head went a wobblin and fell down with a smack
That was when my vision went black
 
Them natives they ate him
Fileted him sautéed him
It's damnable what's in their mandibles
We're like animals to these cannibals

When I awoke I was trapped in a cage
The crew all around me filled with such rage
It seemed I got us in one hell of a mess
The natives were hungry and they wanted our flesh
I had to think on yer feet, if ye want to survive
Give them something to eat or we won't leave here alive
I thought of the worst thing that could happen to cannibals
Make their insides explode like cannonballs
Now I had a plan that was startin to take shape
It was totally clear how we'd make our escape
 We'd need us a matey that looked big and strong
But their insides were damaged, something was wrong
When they opened the cage I ordered no on to fight
I pushed out barnacle bill, the old man shipwright
They took him off to death and we heard his cries
As they chopped him to bits and pulled out his eyes
 
Them natives they ate him
Fileted him sautéed him
It's damnable what's in their mandibles
We're like animals to these cannibals
 
The death of their matey left the crew appalled
They hadn't realized that I just saved us all
Bill had been cursed by a gypsy he stuck
In a game of cards by a stroke of bad luck
Despite his height, or his strength or his might
Everything in his life always turned into shite!
And that was our chance to get out of that trap
I had hid this here knife in me left boot strap
The natives looked soar they fell on the floor
I cut open the door we headed for shore
As we headed to the ship a few gave chase
With anger in their eyes and blood on their face
They shot bow and arrows and spears in our path
until brown shards started to shoot from their ass
We left them there shouting from up on a hill
While they barfed up pieces of barnacle bill
  
Them natives they ate him
Fileted him sautéed him
It's damnable what's in their mandibles
We're like animals to these cannibals

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