Cracker-In-Chief
Sideways Skullfinger
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I'm gonna be your cracker-in-chief President of the New Confederacy We're gonna teach the world a lesson on the meaning of true liberty We done cast off the shackles of Northern tyranny Now we're free, free as a bird Naw, ain't gonna be no genocide We're Christian folks, we're civilized We're giving 'em one whole year to relocate Then if they still be hanging around Well, sure as scat stinks, they'll be found And given a one-way ticket out of state We're gonna build a wall to protect our border Arm our men to preserve law and order Investing in our national security We'll make trade deals on our terms Keep out Oriental germs And defend our God-given right to racial purity See, we don't need no slaves no more We got robots to do them chores We paint 'em all dark brown out of a sense of nostalgia They be cooking, cleaning, picking crops Running errands at the grocery shop Dressed up like Uncle Ben and Aunt Jemima Just 'cause we ain't equal, don't mean we can't be separate Therein lies the nature of what it means to be Confederate Our history, our heritage, our lives, our legacy Southern, White and Christian: The New Confederacy I'm gonna be your cracker-in-chief President of the New Confederacy A place where man and machine live together in harmony We done shed the brutal bonds of human slavery Now we're free, free, free Free from the Black lives that matter Free from the Jews Free from the Chinese And those uppity Hindus Free from the communists And the homosexuals (Too) Free, free as a bird Now as for women's rights Well, they're bound to put up a fight But they keep arguing amongst each other every ding dong day Of course the longer that their discord lasts The longer we might take a pass On listening to whatever it is they have to say An eighth grade education is all a white man needs Eight years of firearms training to ensure that he succeeds Graduates swear an oath in which we duly agree To live, love, breed and die in the New Confederacy I'm gonna be your cracker-in-chief President of the New Confederacy Where every man, woman and child is a member of the aristocracy We done loosed the heavy chains of liberal hypocrisy We're free, free, free Free from the so-called "chosen people" Free from FAKE NEWS Free from the Arabs And the LGBTQs Free from the atheists And the pedophiles too Free, free, free Free from abortion clinics Free from Kung Flu Free from the Latinxs And their sanctuary city blues Free from the feminists And the Klu Klux Karens too Free, free, free Free as a bird
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