Caf God (feat. Tractor)
Croweman & the Ape
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Damn there he is again Half man Half god Every day I see him at the caf with the whole squad Let me take a photograph Get The Ape’s autograph Five times a day, this man will break plexiglass Outta be outlawed From the pod Ramrod Cruising around the joint like The Apes a fucking hotrod All the time access Swiping for the masses Call him nothing less of the mother fucking caf god Raps as gourmet as his souffle Running around town like every day a doomsday Grabbing up a plate and grabbing up a fork Determining your fate while getting Hella pork Swiping up the honeys and swiping in the meals Showing all his bunny’s that he got the good deals You know I know We know Its Joe The Bro To go Oh no A hoe Towards a motherfucker with bad mommy issues Leave the man alone or get your damn tissues Cruising round the caf and everybody know A seat at his table is the best place to go Everyone knows that I’m an OG But mess with him and it’s a GG The bod The nod From god Oh lord Oh god My god Its god Caf god Now we gotta dip Got the last chip Let’s hit a few rips and see a few nips And we prep to hit the rep Become adept Become Hotep We share a laugh on behalf of the god of the caf Get ready for bars like graph Better get the graft I’m a split you in half You’d best get ready to take the staff Damn, there he is again Half man Half god Every day I see him at the caf with the whole squad Let me take a photograph Get The Ape’s autograph Five times a day, this man will break plexiglass Outta be outlawed From the pod Ramrod Cruising around the joint like The Apes a fucking hotrod All the time access Swiping for the masses Call him nothing less of the mother fucking caf god Headed for the caf after every class I’m hungry like a fat cow in a field of grass Except that I’m skinny and I move like a cat As I’m headed into combat with the doormat Love is a strong word Hungry and I’ll be heard Yeah, It’s all for me Claim it now make a password 15 swipes a day I won’t blow them away If the caf were to ever close I’d call it doomsday I love the caf so much I’m a huge fan All the workers know me The call me smoothie man Entering the caf is just a simple scan I can go all alone or bring the whole damn fam Damn Tim where you at? It’s twelve fifteen and I’m ready to head back No not Moe’s I don’t want a stack And don’t even mention Uno’s You’re gonna make me yack Now my stomach is rumbling Sounds like I mumbling There I go stumbling Out of class tumbling fumbling juggling my stuff I appear to be struggling I’m hustling and bustling My stomach is trumpeting Holy crap it's malfunctioning as if the caf is summoning Running by I’m hurrying All the people wondering Where the hell I’m going Burst through the doors The caf was calling Here I am ballin' Damn, there he is again Half man Half god Every day I see him at the caf with the whole squad Let me take a photograph Get The Ape’s autograph Five times a day, this man will break plexiglass Outta be outlawed From the pod Ramrod Cruising around the joint like The Apes a fucking hotrod All the time access Swiping for the masses Call him nothing less of the mother fucking caf god Now, to the caf I've been chosen Cause I’m eating there at every moment Yeah, I own it Rap about the caf not just god but a poet One of a kind Everybody gon’ know it All the workers are my disciples Yeah Yeah I’m the lord above and the caf is my cathedral To my people I’m a god they worship evil I’m the man with the crown Wear it king of the table Showing up high in the middle of the night Chains down, cafs closed, just wanted a little bite Turn around, look, right in my line of sight The wizard sits with the Loft, call it a knight’s highlight Walking to the caf in the rain Not a pain Don’t complain I got nothing to explain This is happening Croweman Just accept it and be grateful there is no aspartame I’m a regu- no – the most regular face On my plate I won’t leave a trace because every day I'm a retrace my steps without any checks or balances My life is great when I enter the gateway to the caf Never will I wait Cause I’m a god, caf heavyweight In here more than the workers who make the plates No need to regulate free food Just need to educate all my classmates about why they should appreciate the caf Never hesitate Damn, there he is again Half man Half god Every day I see him at the caf with the whole squad Let me take a photograph Get The Ape’s autograph Five times a day, this man will break plexiglass Outta be outlawed From the pod Ramrod Cruising around the joint like The Apes a fucking hotrod All the time access Swiping for the masses Call him nothing less of the mother fucking caf god Yeah Yeah Caf god Caf god Caf god Caf Caf Caf god Caf god Caf God Shout out to my man Brian at the international station You can’t put a price on this guy’s famous rice When he makes it, he’s so precise Always making sure to us the ideal amount of spice Let me give y’all some advice This for you and your whole damn squad Appreciate the caf for it is not flawed And don’t ever forget that I’m the fucking Caf God!
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