I Have Shirts to Hang in the Closet but No Hangers to Speak Of

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The Flaming Intestines

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Every week I take my shirts to the cleaners 
To have clean garments is my goal 
But every time I got there I could kill those wieners 
This utter nonsense has taken its toll 
I get so mad because my clothes are all folded 
So I grabbed their manager, Ned 
I dry cleaned him 'til his skin was all scalded 
"I want 'em on hangers," I said 

I have shirts to hang in the closet 
But no hangers to speak of 
I have shirts to hang in the closet 
And liquid Downy they reek of 
I'm sick and tired of folded clothes 
And Ned's gonna end up with a broken nose 
I have shirts to hang in the closet 
But no hangers to speak of 

They never listen to my simple request 
Folding and folding my shirts 
They'd put 'em on hangers if they knew what's best 
'Cause now I'm gonna make 'em hurt 
So I broke into the cleaners, what else could I do 
To get those hangers true? 
I saw a box full of hangers with a sign in plain view 
It said, "Don't give these to Stu!" 

I have shirts to hang in the closet 
But no hangers to speak of 
I have shirts to hang in the closet 
And liquid Downy they reek of 
I'm sick and tired of folded clothes 
And Ned's gonna end up with a broken nose 
I have shirts to hang in the closet 
But no hangers to speak of 

So yesterday I went to the pick up my garments 
To see if they put 'em on hangers today 
Well they did, those whipper snappin' varmints 
But I killed Ned anyway 

I have shirts to hang in the closet 
But no hangers to speak of 
I have shirts to hang in the closet 
And liquid Downy they reek of 
I'm sick and tired of folded clothes 
And Ned's gonna end up with a broken nose 
I have shirts to hang in the closet 
But no hangers to speak of

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