Bowlin' With the Gerbil

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Moddy McSquares

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Bowlin' with the gerbil
Roll the poor little f*ck
Into your styrofoam cup setup
To get your rocks off
Rocks off
Bowlin' with the gerbil
Roll the poor little f*ck
Into your stack of styrofoam cups
To get your rocks off
Rocks off
Trophy hunter, trophy wife
He must live a bitchin' life
He must have a really tiny penis
Or maybe not
Shit i dont know
Maybe he’s actually packing
More than a loaded shotgun
But who cares
The fact of the matter remains he’s a bazillionaire
(Who cares)
The fact of the matter remains he knows karate
(Hoo!)
Someone’s been eating
Their Whole Foods spinach and protein pills
(Hoo!)
Someone’s been hitting the gym
Up in the Hollywood Hills
I wish I had bit of real estate
Wish I ran shit
Wish I could relate
I only f*ck and I fight and I dance
Like a champ every once in a while
The rest of the time I’m living on Youtube
Letting life do me doggystyle
But Beezy found a deeper truth
So now I’m doing as the Romans do
Cause every party needs a Franco Begbie
And reality sucks
I’d rather be living in a Capra film
Lemme Mr. Smith this bitch up
Thanks to Musky Musk for digging pits
Cause now it’s half an hour to Washington
PYAW!
Speaking of holes
I’ma slide right into a game of golf
(PYAW!)
With a couple ex-Senators
Me and buds’ll talk a couple laws
You don’t really hear it from too many kids
‘Mama I wanna be a lobbyist’
Did you know Cops and animal welfare groups
Are working together to curb domestic abuse?
Because if you’re kicking the shit out of your dog
Logic follows you might be beating your wife and child
So with that in mind
I’m hosting an event down on K Street
And you’re all invited
We’re going
Bowlin' with the gerbil
We're going bowlin' with the gerbil
A little something right up your... alley
Perhaps?
Bowlin' with the gerbil
Roll the poor little f*ck
Into your styrofoam cup setup
To get your rocks off
Rocks off
Bowlin' with the gerbil
Roll the poor little f*ck
Stack of styrofoam cups
Rocks off
Rocks off

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