Please Don't Fart

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Leroy Fahnkar

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Went to a party to meet some girls and friends of mine
I would test the water and enjoy my time
Soon I saw a gorgeous girl who danced alone
The men ignored her like they all turned into stone
Moving to the beat I approached her inconspicuously
I felt quite proud of my hitting-on efficiency
But when I got close I was greeted by a warning horn
She let out a fart that hit me like a storm

Please don't fart, don't fart at the party
Don't eat food that is much too hearty
Heed my tip, don't fart at the party
Let us all enjoy our time
Please don't fart, don't fart at the party
I mean well, please don't react too sharply
Heed my tip, don't fart at the party
Let us all enjoy our time

I needed to recover I retreated to the bar
I needed something strong because the shock had hit me hard
Looking back I saw her moving quite seductively
I tried to calm myself trying to think constructively
Dancing to the beat I approached her inconspicuously
I felt quite proud of my new-found grit and energy
But when I got close I was greeted by a choking smell
She let out a fart that hit me like a whiff of hell

Please don't fart, don't fart at the party
Don't eat food that is much too hearty
Heed my tip, don't fart at the party
Let us all enjoy our time
Please don't fart, don't fart at the party
I mean well, please don't react sharply
Heed my tip, don't fart at the party
Let us all enjoy our time

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