Rap With Melvin
Deep in the Florida Everglades Where the mangrove grows Lived a manatee named Melvin With a mustache under his nose Now Melvin was all round and slow But for what he lacked physically He made up for with his mustache Which was groomed exquisitely Melvin was a happy manatee And the lily pads were his home He had everything he needed As long as he had his mustache comb Then Fred the Flamenco flew on by With a messy tuft of hair He said, "Melvin, my manatee mate, do you have a comb that you could share?" Now Melvin loved his mustache comb, and he did not want to give it away So he told Fred, "My dear friend, I cannot find my favorite comb today." Now Fred thought that was odd, and something didn't seem quite right So he shrugged and shook his scruffy tufts and continued on his flight Then Gary the Grumpy Gator was grumbling under his bearded breath If only I had a comb to straighten out this beardy mess But Melvin loved his mustache comb, and he did not want it gone So he hid the comb from Gary and let him swim along Then up swam Sally the Salamander with her luxurious locks in knots She said, "If only I had a comb well it sure would help me lots." But Melvin loved his mustached comb, and if it were gone he would be scared He thought it better to tell a little fib than lose his comb if he shared And when all of them had left, Melvin sat there with his comb And he started to get sad, because he was all along So he found Fred the Flamenco, and he tousled up his tufts And he took Gary the Grumpy Gator and straightened up his beardy scruffs He found Sally the Salamander and tamed her wild flowy strands And everyone was happy and dapper, and had a party in the sands And they all had mangrove salads, their plates all green and lush And after they munched a scrumptious lunch Melvin gave his mustache one last brush
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