Honkiest of Tonkers
Garrett Bradford
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I won't tell you no lie, all I speak is the truth Only square thing about me is the toe on these boots Ain't too much I ain't heard, even less I ain't seen I Ain't got no grey hair but padna' I ain't green I'm a high headed unleaded Tony Llama stompa Man of the people, the Honkiest of Tonkers Well if you see me comin' you should follow my lead If you see me goin better pack up and leave I got places to go, ladies to see I got everything they want and nothin' they need My Mammy and my Pappy think I gone plain bonkers Too late now Maw I'm the Honkiest of Tonkers Well I've been ropin' the clouds I been riding the rain And I spurred 'em so hard they started droppin' my name Let me tell you a secret sugar, just between us I'm tougher than Woodrow and Slicker than Gus I'm a high headed, unleaded snaffle bit chompa Man of the people, the Honkiest of Tonkers I'm six feet three inches of Tony Llama stompa Too late now I'm the Honkiest of Tonkers
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