Involuntary Manslaughter

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The Beef Boys

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Listen here, you gotta believe me
When I say it was an accident I mean it
Now dammit, just free me!
I’m behind these bars, but I can still drop all these bars
But here’s what happened, officer
And then you’ll see why this situation is so off color
Cause I really didn’t mean it
I was just distracted and it was an awful accident
So allow me to begin
There I was,
Driving home from work
After a long, hard night answering to some dumb dork
Snowing hard, roads covered with ice
Wheels spin on the ground like a ton of little mice
It’s suffice, though, so away I go
Leave the parking lot, slide off to the left part of the road
It goes to show that "Shit, I’m in danger!"
"I gotta get home quick!"
Just about to stop at an intersection
But the road is still slippery, like someone tried to mop
But then this wack song starts playing on the stereo, I gotta change it though
Look down, hit fast forward
And I don’t like the next one
I don’t want to listen to The Game, I’m all about that little guy named Wayne
"What a shame!"
So right there, I look up
It’s too late, slam the breaks
But I slide right into them
"Who?"
A young couple, man
They were driving home, real late again
But wait, whats this
Are they dead, oh, shit
Steering wheel went right through this bitches face
(I'm dying)
That’s just so crazy!
F*ck, but man, I had no clue what to do
So this is what ensues
I call the cop and he pulls up to an abrupt stop
“Whats going on here?”
I swear! It wasn’t me
Well it was, but, I was changing the song to Panini
I take a look at the bodies, they’re covered in blood
Shit this a real shame, let’s burry 'em in the mud
("What did you just say?")
Shoutout to N.W.A., If it ain’t rough
(Haha)
I killed, some people, right
But see, I’m innocent, right
Involuntary manslaughter
But I’m no worse than that Harry Potter
I killed, some people, right
But see, I’m innocent, right
Involuntary manslaughter
But I’m no worse than that Harry Potter
So here I give, just one last kiss
To my fans, cause Connor’s leaving for a real long time
And he don’t know when he’ll return
Bye now
Off to the penitentiary
And I’ve already been shanked a total of three
Times, I’m in some pain
Fat mexican fella rapes me and he came
In my ass, "How is this legal?" I ask
This is about as far from cute, like a beagle
Now I can’t see a movie at the Regal
And to think this is happening in the land of the eagle
It's a mystery to me
(Hey, man, stop looking at me, I'm trying to pee)
Fuckin' pervert
Anyways, where were we, oh right
I was at jail for the killing of three
They had a kid apparently
Four, if we count the car
My pretty little thing
So I’m stuck here, now, with the blame
And now I’m famous, in shambles
Takes quite the toll on my health
Getting raped like clockwork
(Ring, ring)
It’s shower time!
“Come on big boy, you’re all mine”
Ah, I cry! Fat Joe trying to rape me, not again
Would've thought he got enough after dinner last night
Quite the appetite, but it's alright
Anyways, where were we
I sprint away, to a land far far away
But not a galaxy, a solitary confinement
I’m stuck with my thoughts, stuck in these drawers
Lyrics getting heavy, but I maxed out at 80
Now some guy walks around, he’s saying
“Pay me”
I tell him that’s shady
So he says “You already know what my name is!”
What he didn’t know is how hard this game is
Like Les Mis, it’s a work of art
Dude thinks I got money,
Must’ve gotten high off the prison honey
Right in, there he goes
Sticks his hand up my ass and starts to fish
And I’m all like bitch
What the hell are you doing
You know I ain’t down for screwing
All the stuff down there is poo and
Some old receipts, maybe some beats
But, only the ones I listen to while I beat my meat
Later that night
I don’t have covers, I’m getting the shivers
And now missing a liver
It’s Quite the endeavor
Never and ever, again
I’ve been done in too many times at this place
I’ve been beaten with a mace, right in the face
But I keep it up pace, cause I’m in this for the race
Shit, what's this? Tripped by my own lace
So I bend over to tie it
Worst mistake I ever made
Because children, I’d stop listening if I were you
You probably love life a lot more than I do
This motherfucker starts to rape me
Take advantage of me like I do to babies
Gotta be dreaming, this guys got rabies
I’m not gay! I’m not into a guy piece
Haven’t been, since the 90’s
When I got speeding on the highways
But then it was only a ticket
Breezy, look at me now
And to think this happened because
I killed, some people, right
But see, I’m innocent, right
Involuntary manslaughter
But I’m no worse than that Harry Potter
I killed, some people, right
But see, I’m innocent, right
Involuntary manslaughter
But I’m no worse than that Harry Potter
So here I give, just one last kiss
To my fans, cause Connor’s leaving for a real long time
And he don’t know when he’ll return
Bye now
Okay, where were we, where were we
Oh that's right
So won’t you just mind this
Your own business,
'Fore you get up in this
I’m Moana, 'cause I’m wondering
"How far will you go?"
Man I don’t know
I’m hoping he doesn’t try to blow me
After he’s done with this whole thing
It’s remarkable, what he can do this with his ding-a-ling
Come on, why couldn’t we at least have a fling, first
Always up in my prison purse
But it just gets worse and worse
It's a curse
There I am, eating lunch all alone, chewing yams
Then some guy who’s big like Bam
Comes up to me,
“Hey how are you, ever seen an asshole bleed?”
So I flee! Away!
Like leaving dinner early, so you don’t to pay
Motherfucker starts chasing me down
Catches up, guess he’s in town
Now I gotta think of some noun to rhyme, no words
Can describe the pain I felt
We’re talking a whole 12 inches
This ain’t no trip to the beaches!
You leeches!, always sucking last drop of cum out of me
Anal was mediocre, like Double D Pizza, out here in Broomfield
But still better than the meal
We given here, eating it as a dare
Don’t like me? It’s the bare
Truth, I turn blue, shoutout to my boys at Duke
I puke, the next day
I sit in bed feeling so fuckin' gay
Getting raped on the daily
This guy wants to turn my dick to a painting
How amazing
Jesus, I need to get out of here
Luckily, my sentence was only 2 years
I’m just going to steer right straight clear
Because the end is somewhat near
And we can just pray I never have to come back here, again
I killed, some people, right
But see, I’m innocent, right
Involuntary manslaughter
But I’m no worse than that Harry Potter
I killed, some people, right
But see, I’m innocent, right
Involuntary manslaughter
But I’m no worse than that Harry Potter
So here I give, just one last kiss
To my fans, cause Connor’s leaving for a real long time
And he don’t know when he’ll return
Bye now
Yes, to answer your question I did make a song about prison rape
And have it be all about these guys, who masturbate
At a shitty old Motel 8
Call it some bate, for these hos
Who get all this hate, what are those
Like we said back in 13, but now we 30
(Not true)
Look, man, I had a verse written but, you know what
I'm just done with this song
It's been like, what, 7 fuckin' minutes long
That's like, no, what
I'm just fuckin' done
You know what, I'm in jail, I'm dead, bye
I killed, some people, right
But see, I’m innocent, right
Involuntary manslaughter
But I’m no worse than that Harry Potter
I killed, some people, right
But see, I’m innocent, right
Involuntary manslaughter
But I’m no worse than that Harry Potter
So here I give, just one last kiss
To my fans, cause Connor’s leaving for a real long time
And he don’t know when he’ll return
Bye now

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