The Broadway Barbarian
Oh he boasted tow-rope arms Had a mighty back on him Scratches on his hairy shoulders From the claws of screaming children And he crossed his ivory card While kids wept in his dreadful chair For all the rotten ones were doomed Before your gore just went everywhere You just had no say in what he done He'd charge your Father a Guinea each Pulled all your teeth out, one by one Till you had no bloody teeth Mr Bertram The Broadway Barbarian Chewing bloody cotton wool Our spirits felt so poor A mouth of silver too much to bear Spat out all our 'filluns' in Reservoir Radioactive zombie processions Where the gravel lawns are mowed With blood dripping from gummy chasms Oh how we glowed in Borrie road Impossible to eat your tea A lemonade-straw-from your mother Swearing you'll never eat another ginger nut But Aspro... you want another Take a rainy stroll down Broadway today But keep your eyes down in the gutter Like a miner panning for his luck You might find our little bits of silver
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