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Nu-Tral


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Left, right
Left, left, left, right
Left, right
Left, left, left, right
Left, right
Left, left, left, right
Tinder on my phone, I can do this all night (Yeah)

What's your age?
What's your snap?
Your location?
Are you funny?
Are you chill? 
Can you hold a conversation?
(God I hate men)
It'd be nice if someone financed my vacation
Compensation
I got lots of bills, can you help me pay 'em?
(Venmo me)

I'm just kidding, I know that we're all hella broke.
That's why I'd be ok with someone that's hella woke
I got no damn matches but a bitch can hella hope
This guy will prob'ly throw me in a damn cellar, nope!

All these "hey there"'s got me bored
(Ugh)
Left on read, I've been ignored
(ugh) 
F*ck this shitty GIF keyboard
(Woo)
Upload new pic with face contoured

With my potato-ass face its always time for cat-fishing
A coffee date on you would be bitchin
Wanna lie 'bout how we met? Well I ain't snitchin
We can do it in the bed, or in the kitchen

Just delete it, I know that it is the right thing
(Ugh)
But will I miss the super-liking?
(Ugh)
But the attention's so inviting
(Oops)
And now my ass is back to swiping

Left, right
Left, left, left, right
Left, right
Left, left, left, right
Left, right
Left, left, left, right
Tinder on my phone, I can do this all night (Yeah)

Swipe left, left, left, left, and left again
My standards always high, cause that's where they always been
I'm a delusional lookin' loser four looking for a ten
Long as I leave my fucking house I call that shit a win

Super-like
Left, left
Super-like
(Right, Left)
Wait, chill out
Remember super-liking ain't best

It makes your dumb-ass seem 
Desperate
And needy
Just go watch some TV
Go watch something cheesy

Turn on Brooklyn Nine-Nine
You know that shit's a banger
Watch Andy Samburg make an arrest, a misdemeanor
Stoppin danger
Piggy throwing crooks inside the clanger
Shenanigans happens again, Captain Holt has got some anger

I'm on the couch
I'm zoning out
It's some classic disassociation
Briefly contemplate some late night masturbation
Decide against it, I'll just wait to do some fornication
Like the LDS church and the state, my phone and I have got no separation

I just need to put the fuckin phone down
Put that shit on silent
So that shit don't make a sound
After thirty minutes, guess just what your bitch has found
Tinder's up and loading on my fucking phone now

Left, right
Left, left, left, right
Left, right
Left, left, left, right
Left, right
Left, left, left, right
Tinder on my phone, I can do this all night (Yeah)

I've been searching
I've been working
Trying hard to find some matches
I'm so awkward
Not a talker
Social skills are out of practice
I'll keep going
I'll keep hoe-ing
Hope to find someone to tap this
I may be a bad bitch

But I ain't one filled with
Malice
I'm a chalice
Waiting to be recognized as a holy grail
I'm a soft bean
And emotionally frail
I want my clothes 100 percent off like a fucking sale
But until then I'll just keep on swiping, hell

Left, right
Left, left, left, right
Left, right
Left, left, left, right
Left, right
Left, left, left, right
Tinder on my phone I can do this all night yeah

Left, right
Left, left, left, right
Left, right
Left, left, left, right
Left, right
Left, left, left, right
Tinder on my phone, I can do this all-

Wait, shit. I'm out of likes
F*ck paying for Tinder Gold though

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