Alternative Facts
Tom Denham
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I get my shot of Fox News in my coffee To get my daily dose of reality Now there’s nothing you say Truth is not the truth today I want the 1950s back again When women stayed at home and men were men I post all of this crap upon my Facebook So my friends can see just how crazy I am Now there’s nothing you say Truth is not the truth today ‘cause Fox has loaded my brain to the brim And inside my head the world looks pretty grim Because the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor And Canada’s a threat And Australia sure looks sinister But Russia’s here to help We don’t need to read no books And there’s nothing wrong with that We get everything we need From our alternative facts And Mexico’s gonna build us that damn wall And we don’t need the EPA after all Now there’s nothing you say Truth is not the truth today Clean water after all is overrated We just know those big corporations will be here to save us Because the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor And Canada’s a threat And Australia sure looks sinister But Russia’s here to help We don’t need to read no books And there’s nothing wrong with that We get everything we need From our alternative facts And who needs Yellowstone Park anyway It doesn’t turn a profit and trees get in the way Now there’s nothing you can say Truth is not the truth today Let’s close parks down - let’s send in the army Turn them into oil fields and dammit let’s make some money! And everybody knows that climate change is just a hoax Even though I get home now using my bass boat Now there’s nothing you can say, truth is not the truth today You liberals just don’t admit when you’ve got it made Because we can fry our eggs on the sidewalk now in the shade Because the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor And Canada’s a threat And Australia sure looks sinister But Russia’s here to help We don’t need to read no books And there’s nothing wrong with that We get everything we need From our alternative facts
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