#1 Fan/Brainless Coward
Your mother must have cried when she gave birth Cause you look like something from Middle Earth You got piss yellow teeth and stupid looking hair Stains on your shirt and brown streaked underwear You got acne on your face and herpes on your lips Red swollen nose from which snot drips One eye looks at me, the other looks west I thought you were a chick from the boobs on your chest Yeah, look at her pumping vanilla pom-poms Pretty choice, huh I felt bad and gave you tickets to the Project Independent show Didn't see you around, so I thought you didn't go Went to get your number off the bathroom wall That's when I found you with a dude in the stall On your knees with your mouth wide spread A worthless faggot giving head Now when I see you, I get sick From the sores on your mouth from sucking dick Yeah, I got two words for ya SUCK IT Now you sit at home just living a lie Surfing the net just waiting to die Googling, Myspace, and Netflix Cyber sex with dudes, pretending you're chicks Your mother must have cried when you were born Now you're doing life for watching kiddie porn Grabbing your ankles for your cellie He's pitching, you're catching You're going steady Ooh, get that boy some ice for his butt Ice, ice, baby Ooh, but don't touch me there, cause you can't touch this You're a simple minded fool Who can't make a decision you're an imbecile You spin, spin, spin, spin, scared to think Stupefied by confrontation, your brain is weak Inferior DNA in your family tree You misspelled your name on your SATs Your future couldn't be any dimmer Out of millions of sperm and you're the fastest swimmer Terror stricken pantywaist Your spinal cord has been erased You silly sissy bitch How long since your synapses twitched You blockhead, cretin, dimmer, dolt, dope Kissing ass to exist is your only hope So, simpleton, stay away from me I hate your kind to the highest degree Cause you're a coward, a brainless coward Should end your life, slit your wrist, cut your vein And die, die, die, die Die, die, die, die Die, die, die, die Die, die, die, die Do it now
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