#1 Fan/Brainless Coward

The Devil's Heir


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Your mother must have cried when she gave birth
Cause you look like something from Middle Earth
You got piss yellow teeth and stupid looking hair
Stains on your shirt and brown streaked underwear
You got acne on your face and herpes on your lips
Red swollen nose from which snot drips
One eye looks at me, the other looks west
I thought you were a chick from the boobs on your chest

Yeah, look at her pumping vanilla pom-poms
Pretty choice, huh

I felt bad and gave you tickets to the Project Independent show
Didn't see you around, so I thought you didn't go
Went to get your number off the bathroom wall
That's when I found you with a dude in the stall
On your knees with your mouth wide spread
A worthless faggot giving head
Now when I see you, I get sick
From the sores on your mouth from sucking dick

Yeah, I got two words for ya

Now you sit at home just living a lie
Surfing the net just waiting to die
Googling, Myspace, and Netflix
Cyber sex with dudes, pretending you're chicks
Your mother must have cried when you were born
Now you're doing life for watching kiddie porn
Grabbing your ankles for your cellie
He's pitching, you're catching
You're going steady

Ooh, get that boy some ice for his butt
Ice, ice, baby
Ooh, but don't touch me there, cause you can't touch this

You're a simple minded fool
Who can't make a decision you're an imbecile
You spin, spin, spin, spin, scared to think
Stupefied by confrontation, your brain is weak
Inferior DNA in your family tree
You misspelled your name on your SATs
Your future couldn't be any dimmer
Out of millions of sperm and you're the fastest swimmer
Terror stricken pantywaist
Your spinal cord has been erased
You silly sissy bitch
How long since your synapses twitched
You blockhead, cretin, dimmer, dolt, dope
Kissing ass to exist is your only hope
So, simpleton, stay away from me
I hate your kind to the highest degree

Cause you're a coward, a brainless coward
Should end your life, slit your wrist, cut your vein
And die, die, die, die
Die, die, die, die
Die, die, die, die
Die, die, die, die
Do it now

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Written by: Harold Robertson

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