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Faithful Johannes

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Put my past lives on Ebay
With no reserve
But they won't sell
It's what they deserve
But I'll relist
With more hyperbolic specs lists
Photoshopped pics with the mistakes brushed out
None optional but free
Personal delivery
An hour of anecdotes on your sofa
With the careless previous owner
Choose from a wide selection of anxieties and rejections
Misplaced best friends unintended consequences
Fashion sense that's off trend or causes accidental offenses
And for those looking for a more positive tip
I can offer some purely fiction alternatives
Like antarctic explorer who saw so many Aurora Australis
Made a Spotify playlist themed on frostbite and the Southern Lights
You were a hero to a great nation
Performed self-digit amputation
And you're still down there now
Like Frankenstein's monster
Out wandering the tundra

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