Oven Baked Steak
A beer stein whizzed past us, and crashed to the pavement As we entered the Ox Yoke Inn Restaurant This might have been normal for some places we've been to But in Amana, Iowa it surely was not We were nearly bowled over by a gray headed couple Dressed with style yet in a bellicose state Some would heed this a warning to go seek dinner elsewhere But we were hungry and the hour was late The place got all quiet as the waiter called us forward A bespectacled kid with the ginger red hair Good evening, How you doin'" I greeted the waiter Then I asked him the question that most wouldn't dare That last couple just leaving seemed uncommonly angry And I realize that it's none of my business But it's not often that an old gal, all dressed up for Sunday Is the author of something malicious He said We were all out of oven baked steak Yet they demanded the oven baked steak Said they'd driven for hours and had plans to devour A beer and our famous baked steak When I said we'd run out They cursed like all get out And they left and they took their beers with 'em Those steins cost ten bucks to replace 'em The fire in his eyes made it abundantly clear That the boy wasn't done with his venting He said "Golly jeeze, you know steaks don't grow on trees Is not like we can go out back, and pick one With a sigh he looked up, with his pen in his hand And asked what we wanted to order We hadn't looked at the menus but she went with a salad And I asked maybe get me a burger We didn't order the oven baked steak Because they were all out of oven baked steak. All that remains is the question that still was unanswered What the hell (Heck) is an oven baked steak I've had them fried in a pan Or charred on a grill But I've never had one baked in an oven But after hearing all that, I sure want one
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