Sledgehammer Jaw Removal

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A man in pursuit went to find his dog
A mutt that was bred for disemboweling hogs
With a wrench in one hand and a screwdriver in the other
He set off to deappendicise his brother
With blood dripping from his swollen spine
He quickly found his faithful canine
His right hand clutched his trusty screwdriver
Out came the jawless brother; barely a survivor
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Cat’s got your tongue?
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Fire in your lung
Sledgehammer jaw removal!
Toxic inhalation
Sledgehammer jaw removal!
National devastation
A seller’s realtor from Dubai
Never had the chance to say goodbye
He was struck with a falling axe
All his life insurance money went to funeral tax
The world can never live in peace
From the catacombs of Paris to the ruins of Ancient Greece
With the sudden numerous deaths of high political figures
The cure is death; it always lingers
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Cat’s got your tongue?
Sledgehammer jaw removal!
Fire in your lung
Sledgehammer jaw removal!
Toxic inhalation
Sledgehammer jaw removal!
National devastation
The surgical removal of bodily fluids that are highly viscous
Various insects and arachnids removed from your uraniscus
Car crash scars and scabs that will pick themselves
Trophy rooms for severed limbs where you can find them on the shelves
Cole the stuntman crashed his dirtbike going 90 miles an hour
He hit a jump and flew so dying was his superpower
It was not impact, but bad gag reflex made the children’s idol die
The handlebars went down his throat, the point of life waving him goodbye
Sledgehammer jaw removal!
Cat’s got your tongue?
Sledgehammer jaw removal!
Fire in your lung
Sledgehammer jaw removal!
Toxic inhalation
Sledgehammer jaw removal!
National devastation

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