BBC Wild Life


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Sex can be pretty risky 
When you're feelin' kinda frisky
Especially if you're a wild creature 
Endowed with a singular feature

Just imagine being a whale 
And most awfully a male
You would have a giant penis
All dangling and venous

It could produce drag or become shark's food
Mistakenly eating thy erection protruding
Or else you could be a bee mating in flight
As the female breaks half your penis with might

Perhaps you feel like post-coitus snacking
Then why not be a female praying mantis to cut off a head after whacking?
Besides, wouldn't it be nice to have detachable genitalia?
Just like a spider, you could screw chicks from China to Somalia

But with female hyenas one should watch out
As they all come with penises like Thai hookers, no doubt
I bet you wished you were a banana slug to have a dick as big as yourself
Unfortunately, you're like a gorilla, 2 inches length-wise
And just like Flipper, you're not much of a boss
As 12 seconds ejaculation isn't quite fucking like a horse

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Written by: Guilhermino Martins

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