She's Got a Master's Degree
Dead Horse Jive
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Every time I see that girl She's an intellectual She's got as many books as me She's even given them a read I want to have sex with her brain It's driving me insane She's a philosopher I want to have a long chat with her Yeah, she's the one for me She's got a master's degree She knows about democracy I wanna know about her personality Every time she parts her lips I think I'll finally get to grips With a piece of literature Like Joyce or Keats or Bill Shakespeare I want to make love to her mind It's got me in a bind But don't let me infer I want to get explicit consent from her Yeah, she's the one for me She's got a master's degree She knows about democracy I wanna know about her personality She knows about the flaws in democracy She hates the motherfucking aristocracy She's got some neurons in her head That make her prodigy in bed She kick it with Pythagoras and Socrates She knows Pi to at least thirty five degrees A certified genius between the sheets The coefficient of my viscosity Is a measure of her sexual ability She doesn't give a damn about no chocolates and roses Knows the difference between mitosis and osmosis She's got a grip on a list of topics tight as a fist History, biology, chemistry, phonology, geography, philology Dendrochronology, monogamy, pornography, theogony Theology, astronomy, astrology, geometry, geology Paleontology, endocrinology, epistemology Insurance policy, global economy, trigonometry She knows human rights She gets early nights She knows the date and winner of all Foreman's fights She knows the pharaohs in order and A young Carol Vorderman Come on girl, you and I gotta be Know what girl, you'll make a swot outta me. Yeah, she's the one for me She's got a master's degree She knows about democracy I wanna know about her personality I wanna know about her personality I wanna know if she wants a family yeah She's got a masters degree oh oh oh She's got a masters degree oh oh oh
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Written by: Darragh O'Brien, John-Martin Tierney, Martin Collins, Michael Joyce, Owen O'Shaughnessy
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