She's Got a Master's Degree

Dead Horse Jive

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Dead Horse Jive

Dead Horse Jive is a musical artist known for their energetic and dynamic performances. Their music combines various genres such as rock, blues, and funk, creating a unique and vibrant sound. With catchy hooks and infectious rhythms, Dead Horse Jive has gained a reputation for their engaging live shows. more »


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Every time I see that girl
She's an intellectual
She's got as many books as me
She's even given them a read
I want to have sex with her brain
It's driving me insane
She's a philosopher
I want to have a long chat with her

Yeah, she's the one for me
She's got a master's degree
She knows about democracy
I wanna know about her personality 

Every time she parts her lips
I think I'll finally get to grips
With a piece of literature
Like Joyce or Keats or Bill Shakespeare 
I want to make love to her mind
It's got me in a bind
But don't let me infer
I want to get explicit consent from her

Yeah, she's the one for me
She's got a master's degree
She knows about democracy
I wanna know about her personality 

She knows about the flaws in democracy 
She hates the motherfucking aristocracy 
She's got some neurons in her head 
That make her prodigy in bed
She kick it with Pythagoras and Socrates 
She knows Pi to at least thirty five degrees
A certified genius between the sheets
The coefficient of my viscosity 
Is a measure of her sexual ability 
She doesn't give a damn about no chocolates and roses
Knows the difference between mitosis and osmosis
She's got a grip on a list of topics tight as a fist
History, biology, chemistry, phonology, geography, philology
Dendrochronology, monogamy, pornography, theogony
Theology, astronomy, astrology, geometry, geology 
Paleontology, endocrinology, epistemology
Insurance policy, global economy, trigonometry
She knows human rights
She gets early nights 
She knows the date and winner of all Foreman's fights
She knows the pharaohs in order and
A young Carol Vorderman 
Come on girl, you and I gotta be
Know what girl, you'll make a swot outta me.

Yeah, she's the one for me
She's got a master's degree
She knows about democracy
I wanna know about her personality 

I wanna know about her personality
I wanna know if she wants a family yeah
She's got a masters degree oh oh oh
She's got a masters degree oh oh oh

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Written by: Darragh O'Brien, John-Martin Tierney, Martin Collins, Michael Joyce, Owen O'Shaughnessy

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