Bollocks Song

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Chas & Dave (often billed as Chas 'n' Dave) are an English pop rock duo, most notable as creators and performers of a musical style labelled "rockney", which mixes "pub singalong, music-hall humour, boogie-woogie piano and pre-Beatles rock 'n' roll". For a time, "Rockney" was also the name of their record label, and they achieved several British chart hits, their major breakthrough being "Gertcha" in 1979, which peaked at #20 and was the first of eight Top 40 hit singles the duo played on. The act has also enjoyed nine best-selling albums. more »

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1 2 3 BOLLOCKS!
Now it's a comical word, not half!
I don't know why, but there's something about it, always makes me laugh!
Now you can call them testicles, or knackers or cobblers, nuts or balls but
1 2 3 BOLLOCKS!
It's a diddle...
Now its just as well for all concerned they dangle where they do
Oh, wouldn't it be embarrassing if they always was on view?
'Cos there's something quite undignified about a pair of nuts
But they conjure up a comical sight, there ain't no ifs or buts
1 2 3 BOLLOCKS!
1 2 3 BOLLOCKS!
Now it's a comical word, not half!
I don't know why, but there's something about it, always makes me laugh!
Now you can call them testicles, or knackers or cobblers nuts or balls but
1 2 3 BOLLOCKS!
It's a diddle...
Now, the word has many meanings listen here and you'll agree,
if you say you've ""dropped a bollock"" then you mucked it up you see
if you give someone ""a bollocking"" then you've really told them off,
and you know you've had a good giggle when you've ""laughed your bollocks off""!
1 2 3 BOLLOCKS!
1 2 3 BOLLOCKS!
Now it's a comical word, not half!
I don't know why, but there's something about it, always makes me laugh!
Now you can call them testicles, or knackers or cobblers nuts or balls but
1 2 3 BOLLOCKS!
It's a diddle...

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