JC Second Coming
He's been an MP for many a year Gory's Tory fox hunters have someone to fear Still Labour leader, a man to cheer? Who's that? - Jeremy Corbyn The unelectable one has done it again Can he go one step further than comrade Tony Benn Take a general election they said he'd never win - Go on He is the one trying to calm the hysteria While war mongers' drones drop bombs out in Syria The May creature says we can kiss her posterior - but not JC Now the Blairites all want him to fall on his sword But JC's not one to go back on his word He might end up like Kelly found dead in a wood - But that's JC He started world war three, going to save our industries Got Hedge Fund bankers on the run. Who's that? Maybe he is an honest man? Stands up for right whenever he can At question time you hear the peoples' voice One day he could be some peoples' choice Says the poor should not pay. That war is not the way Why not let him have his say? Who's that? He wants a society where all is fair For a feckless politician that's very rare Lunatic left? Au Contraire. Who's that? New politics is coming about Answer quite calmly, there's no need to shout Even when the interviewers a lout. Who's that, Jeremy Paxman Murdoch's vultures portray him as sinister Guess what? He might be the next Prime Minister Grandad started world war 1. Wouldn't push The red button Chairman Mao on a bike with a sense of fun - Who's that? Going to change it all if he can, just an ordinary, everyday man I understand Billy Bragg is a fan and so is Paul Weller (and Bernie Sanders) Says the poor should not pay. That war is not the way Why not let him have his say? Who's that? - Diane Abbot, John McDonnell, Andy Burnham and Dave's favourite Dennis Skinner. And our hero Jeremy Corbyn
Written by: Martin Weller
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