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Too $hort

Todd Anthony Shaw (born April 28, 1966), better known by the stage name Too Short (stylized as Too $hort), is an American rapper and record producer. He became famous in the West Coast hip hop scene in the late 1980s, with lyrics often based on pimping and promiscuity, but also drug culture and street survival. This is respectively exemplified in his most popular songs "Blow the Whistle" and "The Ghetto". A pioneer of West Coast hip hop, Shaw began recording in 1983, cultivating a large following in his native Oakland. In 1987, his fourth album Born to Mack attracted the attention of Jive Records, who signed him and distributed the album nationally. His subsequent 1988 album Life Is...Too Short was highly successful, going double platinum, and he remained pro… more »

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Yeah, like that
Yeah, twerk it from the front
Nah, nah, not that booty shake shit
Sick of these hoes running 'round here
Shakin' all that ass, man
Bitch shakin' her ass at the party
Then you get the bitch home and f*ck her 
And the bitch can't f*ck
Damn, bitch, you dance like you could f*ck
What the f*ck happened? (Bitch)
Can I get a bitch that know how to f*ck?
Do any of you bitches know how to f*ck? (Bitch)

Oh, you gon' f*ck me like that?
Keep fucking me good, I'll keep fuckin' right back
To keep this shit a hunnid like stacks
I heard you had some good dick
Didn't know you swung it like that
That's facts, I like the way that you thug it
Hands on my hips, lick your lips while we fuckin'
Push it real good, push it good, keep pumpin'
Even if we are something, don't tell a bitch nothin'
No, I don't like these hoes in my business
They can't speak on it if it never gets mentioned
I swear, God as my witness
I never get sprung off my niggas that give dick
I hit them, yes, I hit them
No cap, nigga, I f*ck them senseless
All night long I f*ck them endless
If you fuckin' me, don't f*ck my bitches

F*ck me slowly
Come gimme that shit like you owe me, ay
But don't f*ck my homies
I'm cuffing that shit, you mine only, ay
Whenever you want me
Call 1-800 I'm horny, ay
Whenever you lonely
Call 1-800 I'm horny, ay

1-800 I'm horny, that's right
1-800 I'm horny, let's vibe
Call those digits, I'll be sure to arrive
All these bitches say they freaks
But they ain't fuckin' like I
I keep a freak bitch on her knees bent
Givin' me head, nigga, give her deep dick
Out in public, we don't do no speakin'
But up in private, we be on some freak shit
I keep a nigga that's strokin', giving me that dope dick
I'm a dope bitch, coming straight up outta Oakland
Only liked a nigga that's a certified dope man
Finger on the trigger, bangin' on some West Coast shit
M-o-b, spend money on bitches
Ain't trickin' if you got it, baby, it ain't gold diggin'
Keep me a bitch that's always gon' listen
'Cause I blow a bag and she don't f*ck with broke niggas

F*ck me slowly
Come gimme that shit like you owe me, ay
But don't f*ck my homies
I'm cuffing that shit, you mine only, ay
Whenever you want me
Call 1-800 I'm horny, ay
Whenever you lonely
Call 1-800 I'm horny

I'm right here, bitch, I'm bringin' it, bring it
What the f*ck you got?
You was on the dance floor, one leg in the air, bitch, tearin' shit up
Put a dick in you, the bitch stiff as f*ck
I need a bitch that know how to twerk from the front, mayne
Twerk that pussy, bitch
Like that, hell yeah, like that
Can't come at a nigga like me with that weak shit (bitch)

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