15 Minute Broke

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Kayode

Kayode is both a surname and a masculine given name of Yoruba origin. more »

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The following is an example of what you should not do
It's payday - I got mo' checks  
And yo! I'm hungry- must fill stomach 
 I stop at St Clair and 152nd  
To purchase food by debitin' my checking
Welcome to da spot  where they serve Big Macs  
You know what you want as a snack 
 I think for a sec about food on my dish  
Then order small fry, fillet o' fish  
Light tarter and a spot of leaf lettuce 
I say it sexy so she won't forget us
 Roll up to da window, in a good mood 
Cuz this FLY honey is ringing up my food 
Hairstyle is tight, face lookin' right
If she were fish, I'd have to bite
 I say yo girl, you lookin' kinda hot
 Act like I have to wait for food in the lot
She say: You sexy, but I don't know you
I think: I know, but I can show you
 I say: I know, so let's get acquainted
You're the blank canvas that needs painted
 I'm the brush that'll make you wet 
 C'mon, give co-worker headset
 She gives me receipt, says: have a nice night  
I say: Girl, you fine, and you know ain't right
 I flash her a wink, blow her a kiss
Then drive to #2 to get my fish

All I need is 15 minutes  
All I need is 15 minutes

Park in a spot to eat hot fries  
This sandwich is good, what a surprise
 Then out of the blue, to my demise
 A knock on my window,- can't believe my eyes
 The chick at #1 is now at mine
 And though her body's skinny
She still fine
 I unlock the door and let her slip in it 
 She says: I'm on my break- got 15 minutes 
 We have idle convo, it's insane 
 Homegirl's so smart, she gives me brain
 It was so warm, I forgot my game
How do I tell the story 'bout what's-her-name  
A few minutes later, she's on driver's side  
Straddlin' me all on my ride
 Horn honking as she starts to slide  
Up and down on my raw hide 
 This feels good, but I'm in da hood 
Over to my right is Collinwood
 I'm hearing suction sounds  cuz her cat is soggy 
 Nobody can see us  cuz windows are foggy
 As she rides me, I think Dag gum
She's riding me good, but I have no Magnum
 My mental lapses as she glides to the beat
 As I stare at Rite Aid across the street
90 seconds later, I feel on her butt
 Then she contracts--made me nuts

All I needed was 15 minutes  
All I needed was 15 minutes

Now, 9 months later, I'm not that glad  
Cuz now, Imma be a broke dad
Don't love this lady but she's next to me  
Looks good and is really sexy
Story's far fetched-but best bet, G
It's 'bout results of careless sex, B
 Single parents raise broken families 
 For a few moments of insanity
 So please, excuse profanity
 But this story reduces calamity
 By warning on promiscuity
To unite in perpetuity
 Cashier was nice, but gratuity  
Is wild child for some nudity
 Now, just think how rude it be  
To tell child you're nothing true to me
Illegitimate baby that drove me crazy  
When getting a condom, I was too lazy
I learned other lessons after that
 But I doubt I have to finish  this poem with all of that

All it took was 15 minutes  All it took was 15 minutes
All it took was 15 minutes  All it took was 15 minutes
All it took was 15 minutes  All it took was 15 minutes

The 15 minute BROKE!

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