I met him at the baseball diamond Best friends with Jeffry Hyman Strange boy in a dress keeps crying Little pippy Zippy following behind him Schlitze, what is it Schlitze Mom & Dad were so ecstatic Till they saw their microcephalic Strange boy locked up in the attic Everybody round going in a panic Schlitze, what is it Schlitze Come and meet him Won't you be his friend Schlit-ze Pet his conehead Watch him count to ten Schlit-ze
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