Mark's Mustache

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There was a young boy named Mark with a mustache older than time 
A heavy set of whiskers, the color of whiskey and wine
It had a mouth of its own and its voice, a grumbly baritone
It said Mark, I was your daddy before your momma even knew me
Now take that jug of moonshine and let it flow right through me 
'Cuz I swear on the toes on your feet, I make the bitter taste sweet 

A legend among men

Mark's mustache 
Has the strength of 12 men 
Mark's mustache 
Make sinners say amen 
Mark's mustache - the toughest whiskers around 
Mark's mustache 
Saved a baby's life 
Mark's mustache 
Stole your wife 
Mark's mustache - the baddest mustache in town

Mark went to the saloon and walked through the door
A man hollered we don't want yer fuzzy kind 'round here no more 
Mark shut his eyes, raised his hands, & his mustache knocked that man right to the floor
Another man stumbled across with a gun in his hand
He said bet yer mustache can't do nothin' this here pistol can
Mark fired one, two shots from his mustache & off the man ran 

A legend among men

Mark's mustache 
Has the strength of 12 men 
Mark's mustache 
Make sinners say amen 
Mark's mustache - the toughest whiskers around 
Mark's mustache 
Saved a baby's life 
Mark's mustache 
Stole your wife 
Mark's mustache - the baddest mustache in town

It's as tough as nails 
It's as rough as rock 
It's as smooth as silk 
Hard as a life of hard knocks 

Mark's mustache 
Has the strength of 12 men 
Mark's mustache 
Make sinners say amen 
Mark's mustache - the toughest whiskers around 
Mark's mustache 
Saved a baby's life 
Mark's mustache 
Stole your wife 
Mark's mustache - the baddest mustache in town

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Written by: Lou Kelly

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