Simply Eye-Irritant

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Bill Ulsh

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This is Texico city News with Jack Buttmuffin
and Steve Wackerman reporting
Why... Yes. There has been a toxic substance such known as
Baurium Bauxite spreading throughout the city!
Children May be using it as salt-water taffy projects
And even Cheese School-Food Products!
Here's Jack Buttmuffin... checkin' in for ya

It's Simply Eye-Irritant
Harmful and contagious
Toxic radiation
May cause mutations

It's early in the morning
I wake at quarter past 4
Like in the dream when I 
Try to make it out the door
And on this shiny road 
Outside my home
Cheeseburger down my throat and
It's tellin' Me I'm all alone
It's still early in the morning
Now it's about half past 5 and
I don't give a f*ck if I 
Ever make it out alive
Hear the sirens warning
Before the mighty fall
But if the rubber meets the road then I
Just might lose it all

Baurium Bauxite would help 
This city in many ways
It can power every block
In Texico city

With radiations Toxic glow
My mutation starts to show the
Skin is turning sickly green into a 
Lizard-like deformity
Bone-Structure disintegration
taking on a new formation
Hungry like the wolf, they say I'm
Having Me a toxic day

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