i hate clowns

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Yeah, ok
Let's do this
So, this is a song, about why I hate clowns
And, why clowns are terrifying
Uh, yeah, I hate clowns
You know?
(yuh)
I saw a little birdy
He landed in a tree
Flew by at seven thirty
Gliding down he looked at me
Poke out the window
Feel the wind blow
Birdy flies closer
I back up, I'm like whoa
I'm lookin' side to side
It's really nice outside
So nice I almost cried
I pull myself back inside
Today nothings gonna get me down
I'll make sure not to frown
And, oh my God is that clown?
I'm scared of clowns
They're really really scary
Bro who likes them
They seem really unnecessary
They've ruined my life
Won't let them do that again
I'll do my best to stay happy
And keep my day a ten
I bet you're wondering
Why I'm so scared of clowns
While they have big ol' smiles
For me they only cause frowns
Well the truth is
That when I was five
One came up to my dog
And stabbed him with a knife
I know it's crazy
Like why would he do that?
I ran away I was like
Oh no bro screw that
He got all crazy
And then he ran away
And the worst part about this
Is it was on my birthday
Yes you heard that right
My birthday
Seeing my dying dog
Sent me into a fray
It's been 15 years
Since that terrible day
And now I am terrified
Of clowns in everyway
I'm scared of clowns
They're really really scary
Bro who likes them
They seem really unnecessary
They've ruined my life
Won't let them do that again
I'll do my best to stay happy
And keep my day a ten
I look back at the clown
While looking scared as a mouse
He looks like he just ran
Down from the local slaughterhouse
With a knife in his hand
And while standing in place
I look in horror as I recognize
His terrible face
It's the same damn clown
From all those years ago
From his oversized shoes
To his shiny red nose
He recognizes me to
And then after a while
He stares me right in the eyes
And gives a rotten teeth smile
Without skipping a beat
I ran right to my knife block
Just as I reach it I hear him
Breaking down my lock
I grab my brand new knife
Which I've never used before
Right as he uses his clown shoes
To kick down my front door
I'm scared of clowns
They're really really scary
Bro who likes them
They seem really unnecessary
They've ruined my life
Won't let them do that again
I'll do my best to stay happy
And keep my day a ten
The clown pounces on me
And then I started to scream
He was trying to stab me
He was being extreme
I tried to stab him in the belly
But he moves out the way
And then he said right in my face
Now it's time to play
We both lunge at each other
And in retrospect
It was probably a bad idea
But man what the heck
To make a long story short
About what happens next
He was looking at me bleeding
Probably feeling perplexed
As he fell to the floor
I followed him with shock
I looked to see its seven forty
On my living room clock
And as the clown goes cold
And he breathes his last breath
I know I won this round of life
And flipped the bird at death
I'm scared of clowns
They're really really scary
Bro who likes them
They seem really unnecessary
They've ruined my life
Won't let them do that again
I'll do my best to stay happy
And keep my day a ten
I'm scared of clowns
They're really really scary
Bro who likes them
They seem really unnecessary
They've ruined my life
Won't let them do that again
I'll do my best to stay happy
And keep my day a ten

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