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Kirious

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Blastoise, I be spitting like water guns
Squirting out the witticisms, like come
Hither and listen to my tongue, dribble on
I got 99 puns, & I bet you can't catch every one
Pen game on dastardly, Dan I'm just so pilot
I bring the frixion, you can call me a villain
But I stay tickling the bums, beg me to stop
I got 99 puns & yh I wrote every single one
Do some, doo-wop you upside yo head, numb
Linkin in the park with a hum-drum, just for V fun
So high like a lighter, huh
Soaring like florescent fire
I'm a spliffing good idea
Joint with the cogs like gear
No Richard but I am King
Kong on the gong, swing
Ops i mean B.A.N.G
Pardon my chitty-chitty
Let us drive on, Mercedes
Bye, farewell, so long, limousine
Slap your head on the turn table cause i'm about to deck ya'll
Like the halls at christmas balls
Jingle-jangle, I'll be Mrs Claus
Meow, press the buttons of my foes
Let's call them the pussycat dolls
Shout out Nicole, ashley & kimberly
Oh and the rest, yh the whole melody
Now hush-hush iddy biddy puppies
Littering your fraudulent rhymes all over the world wide
Case denied, go be deep fried
Which batter up next, nah that's classified
I'm a silly billy being, you're lucky the man-kind
I will have the last juicy laugh, like chuckleberry
Currant-ly, leave them on red, robin
Hood up as I E.X.I.T
Yh before shit get dark like coffee, raw bean
Silly mongs don't test me, K.I.T
You don't want me all up in you like Covid-19
Flow crazy sick, mad cow disease
Time to walk-ies, like ecstasy on leads
Hyde to the park for all you needs
Not just a pretty face, ius on the gen, Levi
Ya'll stay toothless & clueless, blue, Lee Ry
Yet me ruth-less, like I'm babe, that'll do
Watch me blade through like Bey, ya'll knowles
Lyrics a scoop like ice cream, Carte D'Ors
Open & come on through, yessiree bob's ya unc, I shall do.
I'm so bloody unique, in my own lane
Mother fuckers can't indicate in, gauge mistake
Cause i got the barriers up, R.E.E.F-A
Stay higher, than snoop dogg with the munchies
My wap got more pop than champagne
Tight squeeze, like a fatty trying to fit into skinny jeans
Teddy fleece, jacket with mr bean & cheese
Such a silly goose, absurd, halloumi
Like a horse wearing a blindfold, mascarpone
That shits whack, hit the jack, Monterey
I marvel in the dairy puns, Larson, yep brie
Goddamn, someone gouda take my phone away from me
Itchy eyes, bright, get kaleidoscope
Future on upslope like a mountain goat
Nothing gone stop me, Juggernaut
Double dutching on everybody, *garbled*
Eh, she say what, flow fresh like i gargled
Spitting off the dome like a gargoyle
Kid stay crisp on it, potato Spanish omelette
I love to confuse yet amuse, clap on it
My ish stay laid, constantly spawn it
Weave on it, lace lit, blaze on it
I never pawn it, pause, adjourn it
Rip it, dead it, time to mourn it
Face like butter wouldn't melt, corn it
Nom-nom, appetite bon it
Uniquely gifted, a star, I was born it
Passion fixed on it, I'd never bounce from it
Like sex on a bonnet, cameras they caught it
Balls deep in it, like the net done court it
From the grey matter yh I source it
Chips out they stay trying to sauce it
Dried out f*ck they dying to soak it
The bear don't poke it, grisly on it
I aint no sheep bitch, I'll never Shawn it
Don't do meat, instead I quorn it
Morals locked up tight, yh I akon it
Chances are waffer thin, yep a cornet
My presence will cause a sting, hornet
I'm so complex, i'm like an etch-a-sketch
Try to understand me & you'll just get vexed
Such a weird show, yh that's my flex
Rubber banded heart, all my life been stretched
Locked in on depressed and stressed
Anxious, worry and unsexed
Me nah no want pity, just spreading the mess-age
34, been through it all, but forever stay humble & blessed

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