SWAG MESIS

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Put Jack in the mud
Make him rebirth like a bud
Never knew what his color was
Ooh, wow
Hello Jack, hello Jack
It's your father from 1962
Merry Christmas Jack, it will be your last

(Swag Messiah)
Swag Mesis got a leopard in my back pocket
Swallowed a Taiwanese yapper with my foot rocket
Double triple boxed up my helix brother's tooth socket
Stabbed the Berlinese just like pan-i-pak wong-pattan-a-kit
Flew across the Californian Gobi on a drone
Found a Canadian short stop without a home
Tried to give him food to eat, but he was on a diet
Loose leaf paper tastes great with franks on it

Oh, Swag Mesis, Swag Mesis, Swag Mesis
Swag Mesis, Swag Mesis, Swag Mesis
Yeah, Swag Mesis, Swag Mesis, Swag Mesis
Oh, Swag Mesis, Swag Mesis, Swag Mesis

Carcinogens in my throne
From the first day, I brought home a clay array
I been training everyday, only work, no play
No cash in Nepal, gonna burn down the walls
With my Fall Guys boss, knees in my moss
Scarecrows scare me and I'm not ashamed
Air flowin' barely, I'm not amazed
Talk about the fog, and I'm only in the haze
One Direction makes me walk 45 ways
Green Napalm makes me luminate my sunglasses
Clear the dust so you never compare two masses
Loudward sold my kidney, gotta rip my thoraces
Fold Dr. Pepper's fame, no more molasses
Gained weight, spread hate, ate slate, I'm great
So skinny, real fat, New Guinea, chit chat
Pignorate my vein to make some overtone
Forgot to abolish my candy cane lipid zone
Now we got a border problem over in the marmalade throne
Sold my grandma's fish, I'm gonna explode just like Yellowstone
Sped through the stop sign, just found a liver fleet
Absolutely demolished FDR with an ashtray
Superman and Santa's fog always go tweet tweet
Forget the HPV, time to bring a bouquet
Wax figure Jack turned it up it's really life-like
Flew across the Red Sea, time to eat some antshrikes
Croissants are out in France, time to go on strike
Finna kill Santa Claus, do it with a pike
Call me Hannibal the way I eat children's flesh
Time to catch some new fish got my trusty mesh
Slashed away the color brown, time to refresh
Got my basement found out time to go to Bangladesh
Drum and bass, spray the mace into your face
Gotta fly home, spawning in the main base
Hey yo snow I ain't gonna leave a trace
It's A-okay, relieve your bowels in a new vase
Loatian wars are boutta make you a bipod
Sold my cousin's tongue, boutta upset the snake god
A-la-kazammed Jeffrey with a left handed turkey blade
Shook him so bad, he's gonna need a band aid

Swag Mesis, Swag Mesis, Swag Mesis
Oh, Swag mesis, Swag Mesis, Swag Mesis
Oh, Swag Mesis, Swag Mesis, Swag Mesis
Oh, Swag Mesis, Swag Mesis, Swag Mesis

Welcome back brother clown
Observate the felonies, not the time to back down
Relive the melodies, that once made cheese
Too many geese, all the leaks are gonna make me sneeze
Meiosis is the only way to break a camel's antennae
All these diminished sevenths make me wanna learn ballet
Attacked mother nature just got elbowed by a horned toad
I'm fed up I'm gonna destroy the source code
Too many Megatrons, no more anticathodes
Electrons flowing from the Underground Railroad
No light but an acute schizophrenic episode
Bugs in my flies make me wanna learn morse code
All these Gregs put me in asynchronous transfer mode
I'm seeing shapes and colors like a light emitting diode
A lot of Gang Gweens are in the same area code
Gotta latch 'em all together by the wagonload
Just overdosed on Fent, I'm on the yellow brick road
I think I'm in 2020 sing strings a la mode
I'm breathing agent orange I think I tore a lymph node
Brought my cells apart I wish I could implode
Acute nephritis is what left handeds have
Whoops wrong rhyme, guess I forgot to download
Just got three billion burns guess I forgot it snowed
Too much grass, little trees, someone got sewed
Big balloon archetype flying down the center road
Used my disabled cousin, whoops I didn't encode
Told my uber driver my 15th postal code
FedEx on the way delivering the payload
They came a second late, guess I gotta reload
Next time gotta sell, or get my drugs on the crossroad
Losing feeling in my hands, I think I'm gonna corrode
This copper getting too old, guess it's time to take the high road
Added a side to the pentagon, is that not an ethical code?
My nuts just smiled at me, time to get de-mustachioed
Took a hike to observe the fauna
Met my little brother in the sauna
Cooked a little flour until it became brown
Tantalized Lafayette, ain't the time to back down
I'm sick and tired of ionizing tungsten
Free and hired on the U-boat
Gotta cause antisimpleism's pumpkin
Revived the president that was a misquote
I'm getting fried by Kentucky United
I didn't reload that was farsighted
Gotta make 'em love me so unrequited
Return my offshore funds call that expedited
Thrown around
Calling Saint Brown
Bring me back to the land I love
Arab Emirates I see the mourning dove

Oh, Swag Mesis, Swag Mesis, Swag Mesis
Oh, Swag mesis, Swag Mesis, Swag Mesis
Oh, Swag Mesis, Swag Mesis, Swag Mesis
Oh, Swag Mesis, Swag Mesis, Swag Mesis (oh-oh-oh)

Tune your ear drums to the message of Mesis
Including each and every one of you that's getting sick of this
Because we all need to be nourished in this seven and a half minute masterpiece
I ask you please, attach yourself

Oh, Swag Mesis, Swag Mesis, Swag Mesis
Oh, Swag mesis, Swag Mesis, Swag Mesis
Oh, Swag Mesis, Swag Mesis, Swag Mesis
Oh, Swag Mesis, Swag Mesis, Swag Mesis

Yeah
Got friends, got family, got everyone nice
Your brother Santa Claus runs a paradise
I got friends, got family, got everyone nice
Your brother Santa Claus runs a paradise
Santa Claus land is a place, it's a place of people
Many people and things
Got things like snow and snowman people
Many people and things
Got things like elves, and jingle bell rings
And it's time for dinner when Santa Claus sings
This tune is a place and the place is up

Got friends, got family, got everyone nice
Santa Claus runs a paradise, yeah
Got friends, got family, got everyone nice
Brother Santa runs a paradise, hey
I got friends, got family, got everyone nice
Brother Santa runs a paradise, hey, hey
Got friends, got family, got everyone nice
Brother Santa runs a paradise, hey, hey
Got friends, got family, got everyone nice
Brother Santa runs a paradise, hey, hey
Got friends, got family, got everyone nice
Brother Santa runs

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Written by: Gene Wilbert, Tim Franklin, John Czech

Lyrics © Silly Song Records

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