Sarah Pipkin's Pimple
Connie Kaldor
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The recital was just lovely Everyone in town was there There were bow ties, there were crinolines And music in the air And the orchestra was brilliant And the thing that stole the show Was the bloated round protrusion On a little Pipkin nose Have you seen it? Have you set your eyes upon it? It is hideously bulbous No it’s not a pretty dimple Have you seen it? It is really quite amazing Have you spotted little Sarah Pipkin’s pimple? “It won’t last,” her mother said “I want it gone now!” Sarah hissed So they made a quick appointment With a dermatologist As the doctor poked and prodded saying, “What do we have here?” “Well,” the pimple simply stated, “I’m a zit. That much is clear” It could talk! It was prodigious And its face was kind of cute And its views on global issues Were astoundingly astute So the TV crews descended People came from miles around And the pustulent protuberance Soon became world renowned But not everybody loved it “It’s grotesque” some did say It simply stated, “You would not say that Had you been born this way” But its words were so enlightening And they were noted quote for quote Then one day, it simply vanished And it left a farewell note Adieu, adieu, my dear admirers You’ve been great, you’ve filled my cup But there’s a time and place for everything And well, my time is up But I hope you’ve learned a lesson From this small tumescent mound That in every living creature There is beauty to be found Had you seen it? Had you set your eyes upon it? It was clever, it sang showtunes And its message was so simple Had you seen it? It was really quite amazing We will never forget Sarah Pipkin’s pimple
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Written by: Gillmor Don, Don Gillmor, Michelle Campagne
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