I'm Zooted

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Comin' with the heater
Killin' all these demons
Me and Based and Jesus aka Steven
We'll leave your body leakin' with little to no reason
Except that you're evil up in the church steeple
Even Jesus had twelve disciples
Cockin' up that rifle aiming at the devil
With a fuckin' sniper
If you don't like me come and fight me
I'm the type of guy that will turn the other cheek
I don't even talk I just let my tech speak
F*ck the niggas who hate me cause God appreciates me
Wake up daily my soul is his for the taking
Work like a slave but don't worship the king
Somewhere down the middle and I feel like Benjamin Franklin
Norah Jones JK Rowling I helped Ray Allen move to Miami
And you niggas lookin' for me and you found me
So I have to stay movin' goddamn I'm zooted

And I'm Based Jesus comin' in to please us
I will shoot you in the penis when I drive by in my Prius ho
I got more swag than you know or ever heard before
I'm a herbivore I got more hoes than you could even bargain for
At the bargain store I got more whores than Mordor
In a liquor store or four door I don't give a shit about your whore
Cause I got swag you're just a fag
My eggs never lay I get laid every day
By rep abstinence how's that work?
Anyway, I'm a jerk
I just got all the perks I just go berserk like it fuckin' hurts
Because I shot off your dick
Because you are not a chick
You're not a chick but you got no dick
So what does that make you a motherfuckin' freak
On the streets you can't beat your meat
You can't beat others' meat
Because I shot off your feet
And you like foot jobs you're a slob
So you can slob on a fuckin' knob
On corn on cob I don't really care
Cause I got a job, my name is Bob
Don't give a f*ck about a bitch
Spit vicious leave bitches
Malnourished, you can't even step to this
Cause I got weapons kept into stashboxes
I'm intermolecular
I'm always checking your chickens
And wrecking and taking and raping
And lying awake and I bake out my face
And I don't give a shit cause I'm macing  my face
And I'm taking and making I'm breaking a shake
With God I'm always safe chilling in a safe
Find a bible and now I find God now I feel great

I feel like Carly Rae Jepsen
Getting all the attention
You can call me maybe
Later we get to sexing
And I ain't having it
Girls think I'm abstinent
And I f*ck them from the back I feel like Jennifer Lopez
And your experience with me is legendary
I got married to a chick that looked like Katy Perry
And she's so generous she's like Ellen DeGeneres
Always trying to give me some special type of gifts
And when we make passionate love
She's trying to record me
This girl's so horny
She's like Angelina Jolie
Eating guacamole
While she's playing roly poly
I'm a pimp son
Feel like Jessica Simpson
Mediumjay I had to say
Get at me for a mention
And you must be kidding me
But I never kid
Just like I'm Oprah Winfrey
And I'm still on that same thing
Bitch I feel like Gayle King
Ass like Kim Kardashian
And I'm the mixtape audio assassin
I kill a track without fail
And I'm feeling like I'm Ashley Tisdale
Shells like an armadillo
A fucking chinchilla
And I'm feeling like I sing like Jason Derulo
And I say that I'm every girl
Cause I only fucks with mother nature
Shhhh don't tell anyone

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